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Shitsickles

If you use an outhouse at your camp in the middle of winter, and you were drunk as fuck, you take a shit and because your shit is liquid, it freezes and hangs off the hairs on on your ass. Thus making it look like icesickles.
Man I was drunk as fuck out at camp this weekend, I woke up and needed to take a shit. It was so cold outside that when I took a shit in the outhouse, my shit froze and I had shitsickles hanging off my ass like icesickles on a roof!
by G. Wizzard June 30, 2006
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Shitpickle

1. Used as a common phrase for a negative situation.

2. A guest on the webshow "The Angry Nintendo Nerd", starring in the episode "Master Chu And The Drunkard Hu"
1. D'aww shitpickles! This sucks!
by Kaege October 5, 2007
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shiticles

1- left over particles of feces lingering at the bottom of the toilet, nearly unflushable and as fine as silt. 2- Small particles of shit and or toilet paper or other very small pieces of anything lodged in your ass crack after wiping, usually discovered when washing your ass-crack during a shower.
"I tried to flush away the remaining shiticles before my girlfriend came over, but they just wouldn't dissipate."

"I had shiticles lodged in my ass."

"The shiticles in my underwear ended up staining them."
by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006
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shitdickness

You have the same the shitdickness as Richard Simmons.
by jumbo921 March 7, 2010
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ShitStickler

When you launch a disgusting batch of dung with so much anal force that the clump sticks to the side of the bowl.
"Goddamn I just shit so hard the clump stuck to the bowl! Now that's ShitStickler if I ever seen one!"
by Fasteddie666 April 19, 2021
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Shitsicle

When one defacates outside during the winter and the fecal matter freezes to their anus like an icicle.
I went out side an took a dump, but it froze to my ass as a shitsicle!
by Sir Banacheck September 24, 2006
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shitsickle

When some one who is hunting in the woods durring the winter and goes to take a crap only to find that thier crap has frozen on the way out causing constapation.
Man make sure u drink plenty of hot chocolate and laxatives before u go hunting so u dont get a shitsickle!
by The Michael Reed June 26, 2007
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