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shirt wiener 

when part of one's shirt has been zipped into the top of one's pants zipper, and thus the tip of the shirt sticks out of the zipper, like a penis, but made of shirt material.
Felix got dressed in such a rush that he didn't realize he had a shirt wiener; he didn't get the job.
shirt wiener by CandyLandy December 2, 2009

shirt weiner 

when your shirt protrudes from your unzipped pants.
"Principal has a shirt weiner"! -Nelson

Wiener Shit

When you need to shit so hard that you can feel it inside your dick.
The huge crap I took was a wiener shit.