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Sherksman ;a tradesman/ woman who cuts corners and doesn't put much effort in.
Had a plumber in earlier . Charged me £300 to fix a leak and only twiddled a screw , they spent most of my 3 hours supping tea. The screw came loose again and the leak's worse now because of that shirkman .
shirkman by Brat wife December 28, 2023
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SHARKMANE 

sharkmane also known as shrktora, is a obese da hood legend who terrorizes the whole community.
beware of him.
HOLY FUCK ITS SHARKMANE
SHARKMANE by dtbbullet April 19, 2022

Shirtmando

To wear a sweatshirt or such with no shirt underneath. specifically in a public place
Dude today i was going shirtmando and forgot and took off my jacket. girls flocked in my direction
Shirtmando by woodyleafs November 25, 2010

matthew shireman 

The most cancerous fuck in the whole world
I have Matthew shireman
matthew shireman by Uspjdhdhegsyhvwhw November 28, 2016

sharkman 

A half-man, half-shark mutant of the deep sea. Friendly on first impression but largly decieving to humans as they are usually tricking you so as they can feast on your luscious human rump.
"I was largly decieved by the sharkman as he feasted on my luscious human rump."
sharkman by Harry Lewis May 4, 2006

sharkman3000 

Sharkman3000 aka The Rizzler rizzes up chicks in esex vc but one time he got caught and publicly shamed. his favourite ekitten is named HyperShade. He still does esex to this day
sharkman3000: *stares*
Ekitten: Daddy
sharkman3000 by Hyp3rSh4de December 6, 2022

shirkmanship 

The degree of skill at which a person is able to shirk their responsibilities, often by passing them onto another person.

Usually used in a positive or congratulatory manner, but sometimes used to complain about being caught being lazy.
Dude, passing that report off was some amazing shirkmanship!

My shirkmanship is suffering lately - the boss caught me taking an extra break.
shirkmanship by ArwynQ January 20, 2011
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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