shirkmanship 

The degree of skill at which a person is able to shirk their responsibilities, often by passing them onto another person.

Usually used in a positive or congratulatory manner, but sometimes used to complain about being caught being lazy.

Dude, passing that report off was some amazing shirkmanship!

My shirkmanship is suffering lately - the boss caught me taking an extra break.

shirkmanship by ArwynQ January 20, 2011

Sporkmanship 

The skill of eating messy foods with a spork without making a disaster of your plate (or yourself).

"It takes real sporkmanship to eat mac and cheese on the go without spilling."

Sporkmanship by ughiughi December 27, 2024