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shitoozle 

1. Same as shitooze, but in a smaller quantity.

2. Plural form can be used as an exclamation.
1. After much effort on the john, only a shitoozle was found.

2. Shitoozles!
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chipoodle 

What happens in the bathroom after eating Chipotle.
I'm not looking forward to the chipoodle I'll have later.
chipoodle by pegmelikecribbage April 11, 2015

skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle 

When a magician casts this spell on you you’re fucked m9
SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE

skidaddle skidoodle 

YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLEEEEEE

*NFL music*
Good meme
Skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle.
skidaddle skidoodle by metalman2009 November 30, 2017
First begun in 1843, the ISA, or International Shpoople Association, is the leading organizer and executor of intra- and international Shpoople matches and tournaments, including the WST, the World Shpoople Trophy.

Shpoople was begun by Fjord Vanderflorgen in Copenhagen, Denmark, and has since become arguably the most popular game in recent history, with recent ISA findings estimating 1.9 billion individuals with intimate knowledge of the game.

The match is over when one participant has clearly victored and declared "Shpoople!". Condolences are then offered to the loser of the match, most commonly "Don't be sad, that's why they call it Shpoople".
Don't be sad Peter, that's why they call it Shpoople

shampoodle 

a pink rat-like poodle who has her own hair salon inside of tom nook's 'nookingtons'
natatchi: hey i just got a new dew at shampoodle's!
saratchi: it looks disgusting...
natatchi: shove it...
shampoodle by natatchi January 1, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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