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Shpoodle 

when a man leaks urine in his pants because he didnt shake his penis enough when he last urinated.
I forgot to shake after i peed, so i ended up i shpoodleing all over myself.
Shpoodle by hngsolo January 15, 2009
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Shpoodle 

A dangerous organ that is known to give Shpoodleitis
My friend got his shpoodleitis.
Shpoodle by spoonlord69 December 28, 2023
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First begun in 1843, the ISA, or International Shpoople Association, is the leading organizer and executor of intra- and international Shpoople matches and tournaments, including the WST, the World Shpoople Trophy.

Shpoople was begun by Fjord Vanderflorgen in Copenhagen, Denmark, and has since become arguably the most popular game in recent history, with recent ISA findings estimating 1.9 billion individuals with intimate knowledge of the game.

The match is over when one participant has clearly victored and declared "Shpoople!". Condolences are then offered to the loser of the match, most commonly "Don't be sad, that's why they call it Shpoople".
Don't be sad Peter, that's why they call it Shpoople

chicky shnoodle

shnoodle 

When one man takes the foreskin of his penis and puts it over another man's penis rubbing up and down until he ejaculates.
Hey Rob, you wanna come shnoodle on saturday night?
shnoodle by king February 17, 2004
Peeing out a shit noodle that was packed into the urethra after having anal sex.
After pounding some ass, Paul went to piss, but instead shoodled all over the toilet.
shoodle by DudeCJ December 11, 2007

chicken-shnoodle 

a combination of sssssssssssshicken and noodles
Example: here honey eat your chicken-shnoodle.

Proper response: I WANT PIZZA WOMAN!

also see "yesh"
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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