shipled

Shipled is the painful action of a man sitting on his own testicles. This often occurs in elderly, bald men known to tuck their ball sacks into their knee high socks.

Dave shipled himself; blew out his nuts while attempting to jump into that lifted truck.

by Wizzard Karl 2 October 14, 2014

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Emily Shipley

Emily shipley is absolutely amazing.

Everybody wants to be emily shipley..

Woahh that girl is SUCH an emily shipley

by chickenpoxxxxx November 24, 2010

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Jordan Shipley

The top wide receiver for the University of Texas Longhorns... quite possibly the best college football wide receiver in the country... A beast!

"Have you ever seen Jordan Shipley play?"
"Of course I have! He's a freaking beast!"

by rainielondon December 2, 2009

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#Shipleyness is a state of mind. Anyone within the parish of shipley, located at the centre of the universe in West Yorkshire can experience it. Being good at smiling, waving, squeezing, hugging, kissing and, just being nice helps👍

Feeling some wonderful shipleyness

by Tesiwez August 24, 2017

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Shiplet

The resultant offspring of a intimate liaison between 2 ships. The usual gestation period is the time in which it takes to consume 2 vodka and cokes, a small rose and a orange and passionfruit J20.

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The most heinous swearword known to mankind. Far, far worse than anything a certain stunning young lady had ever previously uttered whilst driving.

'Awwww, look at that Shiplet, isn't it cute.'

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Ohhhh, okay, don't bother indicating then, you effing Shiplet!'

by Danonymous85 September 11, 2011

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