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Schipledoink

Noun; The randomized text entry that is required in the process of proving authenticity on a web page, usually displayed in a text box containing some or all of the following elements:

erratic lines

disproportionate letter sizes

diffusing visuals

animated images

randomized elements

numerical values

audio playback
Examples of text and numerical combinations found in a Schipledoink: hlvnkt, pvtcw8, enxt9n etc...
by Mallius February 19, 2010
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Schledoinkydoink

A traditional British way to impregnate women.

It's when the male ejaculates inside of a teabag, and dips it inside a female's vagina.

Schledoinkydoinks are easily confused with a Schledoinkydonk. Thats when u get hit in the head by it.

It was first done in a pub in London in 1807 when they ran out of tea. They did it as a joke and then soon realised this is an easy way to impregnate their women.
My wife hated me, but when i gave her the Schledoinkydoink she loved me again.

How was ... conceived. his mom got Schledoinkydoinked.

No she did not get Schledoinkydoinked. Schledoinkydoinks are not the same as Schledoinkydonks
by Spyghetti June 19, 2020
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Schpedoinkle

Have a Schpedoinkle day!
by Neutrino May 1, 2003
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schpladoinkle

When seeing an amazingly hot girl,getting an immediate erection.Can also be verballized to let your guy buds know a hottie has just entered your view.
"schpladoinkle" She is HOT!!!
by E Walker May 22, 2006
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