Schipledoink

Noun; The randomized text entry that is required in the process of proving authenticity on a web page, usually displayed in a text box containing some or all of the following elements:

erratic lines

disproportionate letter sizes

diffusing visuals

animated images

randomized elements

numerical values

audio playback

Examples of text and numerical combinations found in a Schipledoink: hlvnkt, pvtcw8, enxt9n etc...

Schipledoink by Mallius February 19, 2010

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Schledoinkydoink

A traditional British way to impregnate women.

It's when the male ejaculates inside of a teabag, and dips it inside a female's vagina.

Schledoinkydoinks are easily confused with a Schledoinkydonk. Thats when u get hit in the head by it.

It was first done in a pub in London in 1807 when they ran out of tea. They did it as a joke and then soon realised this is an easy way to impregnate their women.

My wife hated me, but when i gave her the Schledoinkydoink she loved me again.

How was ... conceived. his mom got Schledoinkydoinked.

No she did not get Schledoinkydoinked. Schledoinkydoinks are not the same as Schledoinkydonks

Schledoinkydoink by Spyghetti June 19, 2020

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Schipledoink • Schledoinkydoink • Schpedoinkle • schpladoinkle

Schpedoinkle

The happiest state of mind ever

Have a Schpedoinkle day!

Schpedoinkle by Neutrino May 1, 2003

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schpladoinkle

When seeing an amazingly hot girl,getting an immediate erection.Can also be verballized to let your guy buds know a hottie has just entered your view.

"schpladoinkle" She is HOT!!!

schpladoinkle by E Walker May 22, 2006

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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