shimanoed

Getting everything you don't need and nothing you want.

I was excited to open my package but I got shimanoed.

Stoked my roommate went to the store but he shimanoed me.

by BigFluffy September 20, 2012

shimmanood

used by older italian gentlemen: an invalid, retard, idiot, moron...etc

i gotta walk around here like a fuggin' shimmanood! -sopranos, uncle junior

by tony January 26, 2004

schianoed

1.) To stampede and bull rush on a victory t-formation, also known as the kneel down to end a game.

2.) Whether in sports or in general, to obliterate and destroy shit up

1.) Damn, we just got schianoed, our offensive line also just got worked up front. We should have expected a badass coach like Schiano to run through us like rag dolls- Tom Coughlin.

2.) Man I got more schianoed at the bars last night than Mark Sanchez has in a football game

by faux_blainegabbert October 29, 2012

Shiavoed

The state of drunkenness when one becomes nearly or completely comatose. His or her appearance resembles a child with down syndrome or Terri (from whence the term is derived). Alcohol poisoning often accompanies a person when they get this intoxicated. Black outs and tunnel vision are also related. In order for a person to reach Shiavoed, they must first become: tipsy, drunk, smashed, hammered, plastered then finally shiavoed.

Johnny played powerhour at a bar for 5 hours and became completely shiavoed at the end of the night.

by Brettastic July 24, 2008

shitanked

So drunk you are talking to yourself while making funny faces in the bathroom mirror, and you think it's funny.

I drank that whole bottle of tequila, man I'm shitanked.

by A Tom Jones July 29, 2006

Shimane Ken

1. Means "Shimane Prefecture" in Japanese.

2. noun, (un)countable
Rejected "hero" of Japanese society, trying too hard bashing Koreans while shitting on the image of true Japanese's identity. While this name seems to sound like a superhero to anti-Koreans, the real Japanese has no hatred against Koreans nor had grudge against them. In fact, this "superhero" has never been to Japan, and is suspected of being Wapanese.
See Abajian.

from example 2.

From Shimane Ken:
noun, uncountable
also Korean Ice
an illegal drug, usually in the form of a white powder, that is taken illegally for pleasure or used in some medical situations to reduce pain caused by rabies and Korean encephalitis
Now is the time to wipe out Korea from the earth!

Normal Japanese: Fuck you! We don't actually hate Koreans and you are just shitting on our image! Screw this ignorant faggot!

by HateMainstreamMusic June 16, 2008

Shipmaned

Getting Shipmaned is when you go to the doctor and get a jab, but only end up very ill/dead after this experience. Often the latter, getting Shipmaned is something that many people experience due to the doctor having homicidal tendencies

Jed: Where is Dave?

Harry: He cant be here today

Jed: why not?

Harry: He got shipmaned

Jed: Oh shit, when is the funeral?

Harry: Next wednesday

by chubby thy legend September 25, 2009