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Shitting Out Kitten Tails

Defecating turds that look like kitten tails aka small and thin
Hey last night i was shitting out kitten tails after those mr noodles

Shitting out pythons 

A near-endless log of shit that travels out your anus that is very long, like a python
Just ate those sketchy sausages, and I'm shitting out pythons!

shitting out 

When one goes out of their apartment to take a dump in a public restroom to prevent toilet paper usage in their own apartment to save toilet paper, and in turn, money. The opposite of eating out.
Boy let me tell you, I've been shitting out at my college's bathrooms and it has really paid off for me.
shitting out by Kersplakastani October 11, 2016

shitting out lego 

Only the most painful experience in human existence, the act of excreting a plastic brick. Mistakenly compared to Stepping on the Lego, this act is the next level, above and beyond.
Dude, that looks painful, but does not compare to shitting out lego.

shitting out a triangle 

When someone is lying so much that the more shit they pull out of their ass it just makes their situation worse. The sequence of where a bad lie gets you.
"Bro, I don't want to leave this party yet, but my mom keeps asking me where I am. I'm totally shitting out a triangle right now, because i told her I am almost home. She'll kill me if she finds out.
shitting out a triangle by Platezz January 25, 2018

quit shitting me out

sort of cheating you out but you get shit in return

like in call of duty zombies the mystery box will sometimes
give you shit
OMG mystery box quit shitting me out with these crap guns
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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