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Phantom Shagger
A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.
Phantom Shagger by Jazzy1888 April 19, 2013
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Top Shagger WillNE
Top Shagger WillNE by Square head 8388 July 5, 2018
Shaggy Defense
When someone is caught committing a crime (mainly one sexual in nature, but can refer to all crimes), with overwhelming evidence to prove they did it; in their defense, the culprit denies that they were the one caught doing the crime.
Derived from the Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me", which describes a man being caught having sex with another woman by his wife, and subsequently denying that it was him she actually saw.
Derived from the Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me", which describes a man being caught having sex with another woman by his wife, and subsequently denying that it was him she actually saw.
When caught on video having sex with a 14 year old girl, R. Kelly employed the Shaggy Defense; he just denied that he was the one in the video.
Shaggy Defense by runfromcheney May 20, 2010
Word of the Day on March 21, 2024
Shaggy
Interviewer: can you give us a example of 1% percent of your power.
Shaggy: remember planet Apollo
Interviewer: No
Shaggy: Exactly
Shaggy: remember planet Apollo
Interviewer: No
Shaggy: Exactly
Shaggy by Sickomode_or_MomBamba January 27, 2019
Shagging Shirt
Every single gentleman at one time or another has had that one shirt that provides unrivaled luck with the ladies on a night out.
"Are you out tonight mate?"
"Am I! I've just ironed my shagging shirt! I'll be dusting off a few Turbo Chargers in Mission looking for a few game tarts".
"Am I! I've just ironed my shagging shirt! I'll be dusting off a few Turbo Chargers in Mission looking for a few game tarts".
Shagging Shirt by The Badger of Hull October 3, 2014
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026