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A situation much worse than that of a Cluster Fuck and may have been caused by a Fuck Tard.
When we came into work and saw the state of confusion on their faces and parts running on the zeiss we know they got shewed.
Shewed by Admiral Zeiss July 8, 2022
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Sheeda Darbari 

Sheeda Darbari is the name given to the prime servile courtier, chief jester and compulsive liar Pervez Rashid from the PMLN party. He is known for making constant lies, cover-ups, baseless allegations and scandals and giving long story telling press conferences while abusing and threatening his power as the Minister for Information/Broadcasting by forcing television channels to cover his conjecture and ambiguous far-fetched outlandish speeches. Sheeda Darbari specifically targets prime time viewers often during peak hours to hijack and troll events or to take the limelight and gloss from others. It is well known that he also instructs bestselling newspapers to publish his spurious articles, comments as to what, when and where he wishes.
Sheeda Darbari is a corrupt politician with a chequered history who exploits reputation management, propaganda, media manipulation and is the PMLN kingpin of spin doctoring. He has a thin disguise of hiding behind his glasses and speaking in very low, soft voice while trying to act polite with a sheepish smile and a ridiculous white moustache. He is a disgrace to the moral and civil society and has also been compared to Hitler’s right hand man Goebbels for his ruthless misaligned propaganda for a brutally corrupt fascist regime.
1. Sheeda Darbari is making allegations of tax evasion.
2. Now....Darbari Saab is saying.....Darbari Rashid is saying ....Sheeda Darbari is saying...
3. “The clip on his expensive sandals cost more than his entire outfit,” said Sheeda Darbari at a prearranged press conference for the media.
Sheeda Darbari by Cricket Buff January 11, 2015
Related Words
Shewed • shewedding • sheed • Stewed • Shweed • Slewed • sheedy • Shewew • smewed • Stewed Prune

stewed fruit 

A replacement for a compliment, insult or neutral.
Compliment -Hey babe you're looking so stewed fruit today

Insult- Those shoes are so stewed fruit

Neutral- I'm not sure how to feel about it, that test was kinda stewed fruit
stewed fruit by Therealdonnaldtrump September 13, 2017

ally sheedy 

that actress who played the goth chick in the breakfast club.
ally sheedy only had like, 26 lines in this movie and at the end she gets a prep makeover
ally sheedy by *haley* June 11, 2006

Get Sheped

A greeting or phrase to say "hi" or "fuck you."

The action of getting sheped or sheping someone.
Person 1: "Hey get sheped"
Person 2: "Shep yourself"
Get Sheped by Bandtshirts6969 December 7, 2022
sheesha (also known as hooka) with a some good weed generously sprinkled on top, preferable kush or white widow. Smoked for some sublime chill times.
Pri: duuuuude i really want some shweed tonight
Gwyn: K, what flavor sheesha you want? Double apple?

Pri: I don't care man, i just wanna use my white widow in a delicious way tonight.
shweed by PriG November 13, 2010
When you punch someone so hard their face become arranged and tilted to one side.
Person 1: Ayo you saw what happened last night at the bar to person 3?
Person 2: Yeah man, he got fucking skewed
Skewed by Jerkyman97 October 16, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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