sheruff
Crazy young male human being, with an incredibly large dong. He often is spotted in the antarctic and Himalayas.
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Sheriffed
To be blind sided by an exceptionally large woman who believes she knows every aspect of your job better than you do.
Sheriffed by Deputy Governor June 17, 2019
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Sheriff John Bunnell
Sheriff John Bunnell by Monkeyseat December 28, 2004
Sheriff Shit-spitter
An annoying person who wants to be a police officer but in reality the only thing they can do is direct traffic in parking lots without being asked to.
Ashley: Hey why is that lady standing in front of cars motioning them to go by in the mall parking lot?
Dan: Oh that's just Sheriff Shit-spitter.
Dan: Oh that's just Sheriff Shit-spitter.
Sheriff Shit-spitter by Fcfd91 January 5, 2018
sans sheriff
The lead authority in grammar town. Someone who is always correcting others' word usage and punctuation. Most commonly used for annoyingly-particular teachers and professors.
"I followed every damned suggestion in Word, but the Sans Sheriff proofed my paper and now I have to start over."
sans sheriff by Amanda Dollars May 1, 2017
shit pipe sheriff
shit pipe sheriff by Barry or January 2, 2007
shower sheriff
shower sheriff by kris irvine February 23, 2008
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