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Water Sheringham 

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
Water Sheringham by arseblog July 31, 2009
Related Words
sh(e)-ri-se\ as a girl's name is a variant of Cerise (English, French), Cherise (Old French) and Sherisa, and the meaning of Sherise is "cherry".

This is also a synonym for "the embodiment of awesome". Sherises tend to be pretty, intelligent, and confident.

Some may categorize some Sherise-like actions as "weird" but that is just her awesomeness levels temporarily spiking too high for humans to see it. This phenomena causes Sherise to sometimes be called she RISE as she rises above all that you thought was possible.

Many Sherises also double as carriers of "dat ass".
*sigh* I wish I was Sherise...
Sherise by bitz-fit September 9, 2012
The funniest girl u have ever met and the best friend u could ever want although if u get her mad there's no turning back but she can help u with anything she always there for u. You would probably stay friends with her until ur both 150 that's how good ur friendship is
"Wait we have to go with Sherine she's the best"
Sherine by A friend64 June 27, 2017
A woman that is hard to get and hard to hold. Once you fall for her you'll never get over her. No other woman could come close. She knows u spirituality and emotionally and gives you everything you need physically but only if she wants to let u in. She doesn't let many in. You will never forget her and will always want her to help u understand yourself. She is a woman. She is the whole package. Every woman has private parts but this woman has a brain. She has power and once she's touched you she's taken all the power of control you ever had.
I wish Sherina was my girlfriend. She's soo hot and sexy.
sherina by mrx January 20, 2016
The prettiest most amazing woman you'll meet. Shrica are shy and doesn't recognize how awesome and pretty they are. They usually have a good meme game, and can be extremely kinky. They'll be extremely shy and will blush when hearing "I love you". Sherica tend to also say a lot of lies, along the likes "I'm not pretty" and "I'm fat". If you encounter a Sherica in the wild, just cuddle her and hold her to sleep, and she'll be the happiest woman in the world.

Synonyms : Perfection, soon-to-be-wife, cutest girl in the world.
Guy 1 : Dude that woman is wife material
Guy 2 : Her name is Sherica
Guy 1 : Oh, everything is clear now.
Sherica by Konekowo August 22, 2018
Sheraz are creative, independent and natural. They have a sensitive side but it's complimented by their inner strength. Practical, restless and enthusiastic. They fall for women with green eyes. Faith is everything to them. Sexy AF
He’s so Sheraz.
Sheraz by Emaaaan April 4, 2022