shequest

Request by wife/girlfriend to do something that you are currently in the process of doing.

My wife shequested I take the dog for a walk as I was walking out the door with the dog.

shequest by capnfatpants September 15, 2017

sequestrian 

a government worker who takes up horseback riding during a mandatory unpaid furlough

Its great to see Bob become quite the sequestrian during his unpaid time off.

sequestrian by monkeyman1968 March 4, 2013

Sequester 

To isolsate or hide.

The judge sequestered the jury from the outside world so they would only hear the information about the case.

Sequester by HarryH2112 September 3, 2016

sequesterfuck

A government worker's unpaid and involuntary leave of absence from work because Congress chooses politics over leadership.

A mix of sequester and clusterfuck.

"I heard about the shutdown.. so you're on vacation, right?" "This sequesterfuck is no vacation, man. I'm worried about my bills. I don't know when it's going to end. I have no control over it. And when I go back, I'll have to work tons of extra hours just to fix all the shit that happened while I was gone."

sequesterfuck by GovernmentWorker#1 October 1, 2013

Sequestrium 

Specifically, a tent area inside of the main playing area at the 2007 World Series of Poker. The "tent" was used to hold final tables which were being simulcast on the internet and therefore had to be held in secret to prevent player collusion.
Sequestrium was originally thought to be a portmanteau of atrium and sequester but after outrage at the entire idea of preventing family, friends and fans from viewing final table action, many felt the entire idea was insane, so the combination of sequester and sanitarium was suggested.

Generally, any hiding or sequestering of events that should or could be open to the public.

The Pentagon is the largest sequestrium in the world.

The sequestrium at the 2007 World Series of Poker was a public relations nightmare.

Sequestrium by Poker Shrink July 9, 2009

sequestered

If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world.

Homer: So "if" we get "deadlocked", we'll be "sequestered" at the Springfield Palace Hotel. Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO. Ooh! Free Willy!

sequestered by Principal Skinner January 11, 2008

sequester 

to have sex

want to go back to my place and sequester

sequester by catwordguy October 20, 2022