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Sequester 

To isolsate or hide.
The judge sequestered the jury from the outside world so they would only hear the information about the case.
Sequester by HarryH2112 September 3, 2016
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sequesterfuck

A government worker's unpaid and involuntary leave of absence from work because Congress chooses politics over leadership.

A mix of sequester and clusterfuck.
"I heard about the shutdown.. so you're on vacation, right?" "This sequesterfuck is no vacation, man. I'm worried about my bills. I don't know when it's going to end. I have no control over it. And when I go back, I'll have to work tons of extra hours just to fix all the shit that happened while I was gone."

sequester 

want to go back to my place and sequester
sequester by catwordguy October 20, 2022

sequester 

When you jizz in a girl's belly button, or on/in another part of their body.

Alternatively defined as cumming anywhere else than naturally intended.
Patrick
"I sequestered all over her face."

Dallas
"Fuckin shit, I knew you weren't the daddy."
sequester by calipark October 29, 2011
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026