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sequester 

want to go back to my place and sequester
sequester by catwordguy October 20, 2022

sequester 

When you jizz in a girl's belly button, or on/in another part of their body.

Alternatively defined as cumming anywhere else than naturally intended.
Patrick
"I sequestered all over her face."

Dallas
"Fuckin shit, I knew you weren't the daddy."
sequester by calipark October 29, 2011

sequestrian 

a government worker who takes up horseback riding during a mandatory unpaid furlough
Its great to see Bob become quite the sequestrian during his unpaid time off.
sequestrian by monkeyman1968 March 4, 2013

End-of-Semester Depression 

That period of time around the last couple weeks of classes and during exam week where you feel so overloaded and stressed that you would rather lay in bed with cookie dough ice cream and watch Family Guy than do anything productive. This is a very dangerous condition that may result in severe loss of motivation, feelings of helplessness, poor diet, weight gain, exhaustion, and the end of the world.
"Hey, girl, are you excited for the end of classes?"

"Bitch, please, I am going through some severe End-of-Semester Depression. There is no way I can get all of my shit done."

requester 

The other side to the story of the legendary 'shocker' maneuver. Once a woman has learned to love it and starts to ask for it, the surprise and shock are gone and, by definition, it becomes the 'requester'.
Two runners in the midst of a long training run:
...
"How is your love life?"
"Great. my boyfriend gave me the shocker last night."
"What?! Are you into that?!"
"Yeah! It is my absolute fave. I asked him to do it."
"Wow! But you realize that if you ask for it, that it is not a shocker anymore, right?"
"No? Then what it is?"
"A requester."
"I had no idea! But, I think I may just ask him to give me the requester again tonight."
"HEY-OHHHHHH!"
requester by TryTbone June 10, 2014

semester friend

A person who is in your class who only associates with you in order to be more familiarized with the course and assignments.
Mandy invites Billy to her birthday party after finals but Billy declines due to the fact that classes are no longer in session.

Mandy sees Billy on campus next term. Billy walks by not acknowledging her hello. Billy was a semester friend.