shemtai 

its is better than hentai and it is art

me: what type of anime is your favorite
LORD NUXANOR: shemtai
me: ;-; hentai?
nux: no something crafted by the hands of the anime gods SHEMTAI
me: bet

shemtai by lord twigo sama's servent March 18, 2021

Shemaiah 

Shemaiah is the most funniest person ever she we literally make you pee your pants especially when shes mad and tries to tell you why.She's a beautiful person with A+ personality.Her hair is long and shiny and she has the most flawless cheekbones.She can be shy at first but she'll come around and when she does there's no going back.If she is quite she usually tginks there is no reason to talk and that the.conversation doesn't include her.She loves food like really loves food and in her head she doesnt want to share but in her heart she feels ots the right thing to do. She is also ver intelligent and usually one of the teachers favorites. If you're a boy,date her she's wifey material and shes sexy there's no risk at all. Get on Shemaiah's good side.

Dang ,she's such a Shemaiah,she makes me laugh all the time .

Shemaiah by chris.crusty.unicorns February 28, 2016

shemaiah 

sometimes known as shem, shemaiahs are too sassy and fabulous for you. their hair distingiushes their look to make them amazing people. they are funny and friendly but will eat all your food and not share theirs. they give the greatest cuddles and will be someone you cherish forever. if you have a
shemaiah in your life. your life is good.

shemaiahfabuloussassyamazinggorgeous

shemaiah by unicornsloveshem June 27, 2013

Shemtimeter

A measurement exactly 148cm long. Some people will try to say its 150cm, but they are wrong. Don't trust them.

Awwwww, She's so cute, she's a Shemtimeter tall. We call that "fun sized" around here.

Shemtimeter by Osamaru June 8, 2018

shemail 

A shemail is a mail order bride ordered on the internet.

"I just ordered a shemail on the internet!"

shemail by Boggibill January 6, 2007

shemail 

S.H.Email - Sexy, Hot, Email

An email sent with the intention to get the recipiant all hot and horny to the point of desiring to have sex with the email sender.

"Last night I sent out three shemails and I got a hit on every one of them."

"Hey babe, let's get it on tonight, where do you want to meet?"

shemails often includes explicit text inappropriate for public internet viewing by minors....you know what I mean.

shemail by wheezil September 8, 2007

Shemailing 

The act of emailing whilst taking a dump. And sounds like shemale which is awesome.

Did you see my email earlier? Yes. Just so you know, I was shemailing you.

Shemailing by _Stanimal February 14, 2018