shemare
super handsome great in bed never dies a virgin always has someone to talk to very great conversation starter a genius and very long things
he looks like a shemare
shemare by im.the.man_ September 1, 2017
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sheared peen
Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: If by circumcised you mean that I have a sheared peen, then yes.
Girl: Oh awesome, you want some head?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: If by circumcised you mean that I have a sheared peen, then yes.
Girl: Oh awesome, you want some head?
sheared peen by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019
Chodie Shearer
Chodie Shearer by Jeffery Epstein June 29, 2021
Shemar
Shemar is an sexy amazing beast they are truly dominant in bed well charming. Some say what he speaks comes true can also pull any girl at his will many say even men are attracted to them. Most Shemar are typically short around 5'5 5'6 despite their height they are really dangerous they have a stroke game of 9000 capable of fking your bitch. Shemar is a funny laid back nigga that knows how to dress you can always spot them a mile away
Shemar by Jboogie247 April 16, 2017
Dirty Shearer
The term used for drunked naughtyness.
Primarily at House Parties as the 'Dirty Shearer' can have more fun.
Can be used as a word to define someone : A Diry Shearer
or to define drunken mishaps : Dirty Sheared
Primarily at House Parties as the 'Dirty Shearer' can have more fun.
Can be used as a word to define someone : A Diry Shearer
or to define drunken mishaps : Dirty Sheared
Dude : 'My Dad Walked in on me trying to have sex with an unconcious girl'
Dude 2: 'aw man, that sucks.'
Dude : 'I know. And the worst thing was he scared the hell outta me and my do da went somewhere else...'
Dude 2: '.....OMG man, u Dirty Sheared the poor girl'
Dude : 'Dammit, That makes me a Dirty Shearer ): '
Dude 2: 'aw man, that sucks.'
Dude : 'I know. And the worst thing was he scared the hell outta me and my do da went somewhere else...'
Dude 2: '.....OMG man, u Dirty Sheared the poor girl'
Dude : 'Dammit, That makes me a Dirty Shearer ): '
Dirty Shearer by LittleRichard February 19, 2010
shemar moore
The sexiest man on Earth. Shemar Moore plays Derek Morgan on Criminal Minds, a series about a team of FBI profilers. Shemar is half black half white, his mom has MS and he frequently does fundraisers and rides his bike for miles to help find a cure. He's the fittest guy ever, my man <3 if you're a girl and you dont love this guy, your probs lez.
shemar moore by criminalmindsgirl October 7, 2011
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