To drink ones self into oblivion on Friday and continue the process until class on Monday. While getting Sekelied, one does not worry about personal hygiene, attractiveness of sexual partner, the sex of said partner, or even the age of said partner; basically life in general outside of their room and fridge. To be truly Sekelied, generally one must consume nothing but 3 to 4 cases of beer during the weekend. Food is not important.
Bill broke up with his girlfriend this weekend. The only thing that took the pain away was getting Sekelied.
An intelligent, strongly motivated young man who has the strength and talent to achieve anything he has for eyes. One of the most charismatic people you’ll ever meet with a great sense of humor.
He seems intimidating, but has one of the biggest hearts and is really sweet and thoughtful. Everyone needs a Shkelzen in their live and people are really lucky if they do have one.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.