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sheenist
One who follows the way of charlie sheen, he is always winning, drinks tiger blood instead of water and loves pornstars.,
When I walk out of my bed full of pornstars and my head hurts from all the crack, I walk to my fridge and drink some award WINNING tiger blood, I realized I'm a sheenist
sheenist by Danik Kosol March 30, 2011
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sheenisum • Sheenism • Sheenis • Sheenis Envy • Sheenius • sheenist • Sheepinum • sheedism • sheelism • sheenibuth
Sheenis
The snorting of cocaine off one's penis. Named after the party legend poon hound himself, Charlie Sheen.
Sheenis
Penis coated in cocaine. Developed by Seth McFarlane during the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen.
Sheenis Envy
A feeling of discontent or covetousness with regard to Charlie Sheen's advantages, success, possessions, etc.
Sheenis Envy by SheenisEnvydotcom March 28, 2011
Sheenish
To lavishly spend money on the consumption of cocaine, women, and booze. It's more predominately used in association with good (emphasis on GOOD) cocaine, but the entire experience must incorporate all three elements.
No other drug may substitute for cocaine, although other drug use may be infused into the collective process.
The girls must be attractive (paid or unpaid) while under the influence of minimal amounts of alcohol. In other words, not some nasty shit that requires an entire bottle of Jack and two tabs of acid.
Alcohol should be decent....reserve piss water for the bathroom floor. AKA....anything with the words "Light" in it, anything that's canned, and anything that taste like it came from the "distillery" across from the "donkey show" off of Revolucion in Tijuana.....won't work.
No other drug may substitute for cocaine, although other drug use may be infused into the collective process.
The girls must be attractive (paid or unpaid) while under the influence of minimal amounts of alcohol. In other words, not some nasty shit that requires an entire bottle of Jack and two tabs of acid.
Alcohol should be decent....reserve piss water for the bathroom floor. AKA....anything with the words "Light" in it, anything that's canned, and anything that taste like it came from the "distillery" across from the "donkey show" off of Revolucion in Tijuana.....won't work.
Last night I took shots of Patron to the head and hooked up with these two girls. I was doing lines of yay off the younger ones tits until 6am....I THINK she was 18, ether way, shit was Sheenish!
The ladies just arrived, the bottles are on the way and the precious white girl is in my pocket....tonight's about to get Sheenish.
Duuuude, rail it on out....there's hoes all up in here and I'm ready to start Sheening!
Man, I so damn depressed right now....I seriously need to fuckin Sheen.
Q: How was Vegas?
Re: Shit was Sheeeeenish!!!!!!!!!
The ladies just arrived, the bottles are on the way and the precious white girl is in my pocket....tonight's about to get Sheenish.
Duuuude, rail it on out....there's hoes all up in here and I'm ready to start Sheening!
Man, I so damn depressed right now....I seriously need to fuckin Sheen.
Q: How was Vegas?
Re: Shit was Sheeeeenish!!!!!!!!!
Sheenish by Mike, The Platinum Kangol July 22, 2011
Sheepism
Sheepism by Erin Springer December 27, 2008
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