shebear

A incredibly large woman who sports an incredibly hairy body.

Dude look at the shebear walking into Wal-Mart.
Oh ew nasty!!!

by shebear April 28, 2011

Sheberbens

Asymmetrical boobs, where one is noticeably larger than the other. In some rare cases the nipples are also oddly coloured, the most common instance of this is brown on the larger one and pale on the smaller one. This strange and terrifying phenomenon perplexes and horrifies both scientists and formerly horny men to this day.

Kyle: God damn, that chick looks hot!
Tim:I wouldn't go for her man, she has sheberbens. Take my word for it.

by someidiotinabox August 5, 2011

sheebar

a thoroughly and unmercifully annihilated pussy, normally achieved when an amply-sized man takes the largest and sharpest part of his body (usually the penis) and proceeds to rip and stab the vagina until it becomes completely mutilated and dysfunctional. Bleeding is not uncommon, as the vagina typically tears, and the girl never experiences any degree of pleasure. The gyrations and the thrusting of the mammoth throbbing cock destroys the lining of the hitherto intact vagina as well as the outside genitalia. While in the process of getting her pussy demolished, the girl typically experiences indescribable amounts of pain, and exclamations of intense physical torment are commonly heard. Afterwards, the pussy becomes completely useless for any sexual activity, as the girl is unable to feel pleasure anymore, and the colossal hole left behind could not stimulate the largest dick on the whole fucking planet.

1) "Oh shit Jake! Your dick is WAY too big. I don't want you to turn my cunt into sheebar!!!"

2) After her sexual encounter with Jake, she was unable to walk for a week and found that her pussy had turned into sheebar.

by jakecman January 11, 2010

shewbear

a nickname for a person who may be considered a goofball or goober

Kerrin played a joke on me. She's such a shewbear!

by shewtoyou2002 December 1, 2010

Shebar

That one guy who always chokes when under pressure. He gets along with people and is fun to be around. Also has a good taste in movies. Frequently rides his yellow wheelchair with flames at the bottom of the scoreboard. His opinions on females are mixed, so he tends to pick the males.

"Dad, why does that guy look funny?"
"It's just a Shebar."

by fremont_afghan_gangster November 12, 2020

She Bear

someone who is the group fuck. not liked by any, they are usually found alone.

Dan linden you fucking she bear get out of my car!

by iamhaxor7 January 27, 2010

She-Bear

The woman equivalent of a (usually gay) Bear. A husky, large woman with a lot of body hair.

I saw a She-Bear at the bar last night, that was almost a foot taller than man.

by UncoolAlien August 27, 2022