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A incredibly large woman who sports an incredibly hairy body.
Dude look at the shebear walking into Wal-Mart.
Oh ew nasty!!!
shebear by shebear April 28, 2011
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Sheberbens

Asymmetrical boobs, where one is noticeably larger than the other. In some rare cases the nipples are also oddly coloured, the most common instance of this is brown on the larger one and pale on the smaller one. This strange and terrifying phenomenon perplexes and horrifies both scientists and formerly horny men to this day.
Kyle: God damn, that chick looks hot!
Tim:I wouldn't go for her man, she has sheberbens. Take my word for it.
Sheberbens by someidiotinabox August 5, 2011
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a thoroughly and unmercifully annihilated pussy, normally achieved when an amply-sized man takes the largest and sharpest part of his body (usually the penis) and proceeds to rip and stab the vagina until it becomes completely mutilated and dysfunctional. Bleeding is not uncommon, as the vagina typically tears, and the girl never experiences any degree of pleasure. The gyrations and the thrusting of the mammoth throbbing cock destroys the lining of the hitherto intact vagina as well as the outside genitalia. While in the process of getting her pussy demolished, the girl typically experiences indescribable amounts of pain, and exclamations of intense physical torment are commonly heard. Afterwards, the pussy becomes completely useless for any sexual activity, as the girl is unable to feel pleasure anymore, and the colossal hole left behind could not stimulate the largest dick on the whole fucking planet.
1) "Oh shit Jake! Your dick is WAY too big. I don't want you to turn my cunt into sheebar!!!"

2) After her sexual encounter with Jake, she was unable to walk for a week and found that her pussy had turned into sheebar.
sheebar by jakecman January 11, 2010

shewbear 

a nickname for a person who may be considered a goofball or goober
Kerrin played a joke on me. She's such a shewbear!
shewbear by shewtoyou2002 December 1, 2010
That one guy who always chokes when under pressure. He gets along with people and is fun to be around. Also has a good taste in movies. Frequently rides his yellow wheelchair with flames at the bottom of the scoreboard. His opinions on females are mixed, so he tends to pick the males.
"Dad, why does that guy look funny?"
"It's just a Shebar."
Shebar by fremont_afghan_gangster November 12, 2020

She Bear 

someone who is the group fuck. not liked by any, they are usually found alone.
Dan linden you fucking she bear get out of my car!
She Bear by iamhaxor7 January 27, 2010

She-Bear 

The woman equivalent of a (usually gay) Bear. A husky, large woman with a lot of body hair.
I saw a She-Bear at the bar last night, that was almost a foot taller than man.
She-Bear by UncoolAlien August 27, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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