She-J

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Any item or service that can be either arranged or provided for a woman, by her man (or partner), that provides her with the equivalent pleasure that the average man experiences when being blessed with oral sex AKA a BJ or blow job. There is only one BJ but there seems to be hundreds of potential She-J's.

"Sure honey go ahead and get a Mani-Pedi. I'll look after the kids, take all the time you need".... SHE-J
"Yeah babe, I know how much you love to come home to a clean house, so I thought I'd surprise you with having a cleaning service come in"..... SHE-J
"Sweetie, you've been so awesome with the baby and I know you haven't slept in weeks so I booked you a hotel room with unlimited movies, room service, a Jacuzzi tub and it was voted "best hotel beds" and... I'll handle the baby tonight".... SHE-J

She-J by concerned husband January 9, 2012

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She-J

A female DJ

"That She-J at the club last night was pretty good"

She-J by soobs March 5, 2009

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She John

(noun)

A term that refers to a man whore's cliental.

Ho 1: Man that she john was a loose ass mo fo

Ho 2: For sure.

She John by Dr. Bacon July 24, 2010

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I don't why she just threw that at me

What singer Justin Bieber said after he got pelted by a water bottle on the head.

Ow! That didn't feel good. I don't why she just threw that at me.

I don't why she just threw that at me by Tazz69 August 11, 2010

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shjonathan (her/she-jonathan)

A sexy, curvaceous, cis-gender female. Exudes Bruce Lee moves and liberal destroyer. Gay rights activist. Anti-vaccine and strongly believes in the micro-chips. She loves to talk to boomers and criticize hermeneutics. At the end of prayers, she always includes Amen and Awomen. She is loved by all who know her and is the life of every party. She won't be afraid to stand up strongly for what she believes in. Some of the the most intelligent women are named Shjonathan.

I wanna masuk that shjonathan (her/she-jonathan)

shjonathan (her/she-jonathan) by he-jonathan May 5, 2021

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She John

A Manly looking bitch

"Damn look at that ugly ass She John!!!"

She John by Weirdman June 11, 2006

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she-juicing

the act of milking a womans vagina, using only clitoral stimulation, until it spews enough love fluid to fill the average bar shot glass. usually followed by the injestion of fluid.

punit- damm thats some good tasting syrup
kabz- that aint syrup you donkey, its fukin she-juice
punit- hmmmm tastes like it came from ur momma
kabz- i'll kill ya!!!

she-juicing by BIG DADDY K April 7, 2005

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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