She-J

Any item or service that can be either arranged or provided for a woman, by her man (or partner), that provides her with the equivalent pleasure that the average man experiences when being blessed with oral sex AKA a BJ or blow job. There is only one BJ but there seems to be hundreds of potential She-J's.

"Sure honey go ahead and get a Mani-Pedi. I'll look after the kids, take all the time you need".... SHE-J
"Yeah babe, I know how much you love to come home to a clean house, so I thought I'd surprise you with having a cleaning service come in"..... SHE-J
"Sweetie, you've been so awesome with the baby and I know you haven't slept in weeks so I booked you a hotel room with unlimited movies, room service, a Jacuzzi tub and it was voted "best hotel beds" and... I'll handle the baby tonight".... SHE-J

by concerned husband January 9, 2012

She-J

A female DJ

"That She-J at the club last night was pretty good"

by soobs March 5, 2009

She John

(noun)

A term that refers to a man whore's cliental.

Ho 1: Man that she john was a loose ass mo fo

Ho 2: For sure.

by Dr. Bacon July 24, 2010

I don't why she just threw that at me

What singer Justin Bieber said after he got pelted by a water bottle on the head.

Ow! That didn't feel good. I don't why she just threw that at me.

by Tazz69 August 11, 2010

shjonathan (her/she-jonathan)

A sexy, curvaceous, cis-gender female. Exudes Bruce Lee moves and liberal destroyer. Gay rights activist. Anti-vaccine and strongly believes in the micro-chips. She loves to talk to boomers and criticize hermeneutics. At the end of prayers, she always includes Amen and Awomen. She is loved by all who know her and is the life of every party. She won't be afraid to stand up strongly for what she believes in. Some of the the most intelligent women are named Shjonathan.

I wanna masuk that shjonathan (her/she-jonathan)

by he-jonathan May 5, 2021

She John

A Manly looking bitch

"Damn look at that ugly ass She John!!!"

by Weirdman June 11, 2006

she-juicing

the act of milking a womans vagina, using only clitoral stimulation, until it spews enough love fluid to fill the average bar shot glass. usually followed by the injestion of fluid.

punit- damm thats some good tasting syrup
kabz- that aint syrup you donkey, its fukin she-juice
punit- hmmmm tastes like it came from ur momma
kabz- i'll kill ya!!!

by BIG DADDY K April 7, 2005