shblammed 

shblammed:
adj;
1.
intoxicated with alcoholic liquor beyond the level of hammered,blasted,and shitty combined, but slightly below death.

We are getting shblammed this tuesday!

shblammed by ashadow and hw4ng3r August 3, 2006

I slammed my penith in the car door 

you slammed your penith in the car door

"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"

I slammed my penith in the car door by big bald obama October 7, 2021

shmammed 

a combination of smashed, hammered, and shitted or shit-faced

essentially, being drunk

synonym: shmammered

oh, man! i got so shmammed last night.

shmammed by ak123 September 25, 2004

Shlamped 

An instance in where a person is very very stoned

I'm ode shlamped nigga, deadass!

Shlamped by ImOdeShlamp December 13, 2016

shlammered 

The state of drunkeness at which you can no longer pronounce hammered.

Dude you don't look so good.

Yeah I'm pretty shlammered thanks to that everclear.

shlammered by ACandDC July 14, 2007

slammed 

Having an insane amount of work dumped on you that leaves ya winded and overwhelmed.

My boss totally slammed me at 5:00 PM on Friday forcing me to stay at work till 10:00 PM.

slammed by Seahawk April 15, 2004

shrammed 

to feel really cold, especially after being in a cold situation for a long time.

We'd been sitting in the stand watching the football for 90 minutes, by the end of the match we were completely shrammed.

shrammed by maxine hayes June 2, 2008