shblammed

shblammed:
adj;
1.
intoxicated with alcoholic liquor beyond the level of hammered,blasted,and shitty combined, but slightly below death.

We are getting shblammed this tuesday!

by ashadow and hw4ng3r August 3, 2006

I slammed my penith in the car door

you slammed your penith in the car door

"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"

by big bald obama October 7, 2021

shmammed

a combination of smashed, hammered, and shitted or shit-faced

essentially, being drunk

synonym: shmammered

oh, man! i got so shmammed last night.

by ak123 September 25, 2004

Shlamped

An instance in where a person is very very stoned

I'm ode shlamped nigga, deadass!

by ImOdeShlamp December 13, 2016

shlammered

The state of drunkeness at which you can no longer pronounce hammered.

Dude you don't look so good.

Yeah I'm pretty shlammered thanks to that everclear.

by ACandDC July 14, 2007

slammed

Having an insane amount of work dumped on you that leaves ya winded and overwhelmed.

My boss totally slammed me at 5:00 PM on Friday forcing me to stay at work till 10:00 PM.

by Seahawk April 15, 2004

shrammed

to feel really cold, especially after being in a cold situation for a long time.

We'd been sitting in the stand watching the football for 90 minutes, by the end of the match we were completely shrammed.

by maxine hayes June 2, 2008