The most alpha last name in the middle east. If you know a Shawli just know that you've won the lottery. They are hard to find so always be on the lookout
Wait you said your last name was Shawli? OMG that’s so awesome!
I grew up on the crime side, the New York Times side
Staying alive was no jive Had secondhands, Mom's bounced on old man
So then we moved to Shaolin land
- C.R.E.A.M by Wu-Tang Clan
Unintentionally getting your pubic hair caught, snagged or stuck in a zipper while zipping up your pants or shorts.
The hippy chick that never shaves or grooms herself has the shaolin shackles and now needs a pair of scissors to free her pubic hair from the shorts she is wearing.
A cross between Fu Manchu and Gene Shalit, a fu man shalit is a mustache that is similar in shape to a fu manchu mustache but instead of being thin and narrow it is bushy and full like the mustache worn by film critic Gene Shalit. Sometimes this results from somebody trying to wear a fu manchu style mustache but lacking the patience or skill to maintain it's slender shape.
Paul Teutul, Sr. from American Choppers has worn a fu man shalit for more than 40 years now.
Shalini is the kind of girl who will change your life... She is beautiful and has a smile that shines as brightly as the sun. She has a strong mind but a soft heart and her love for others is overflowing. Her spirit is gentle and kind and she has an unfaltering faith. There is nothing but greatness in Shalini's steps. Her words are powerful and her journey is full of great triumphs. She is strong and courageous yet she is full of grace. One of god's most precious gifts is a Shalini who will walk life with you... If you ever have the chance, tell her she is the reason you wake up in the morning and without her your life would never be the same.
She is also absolutely hilarious and NOT quiet despite what certain people think.
You- "Hey im reallylonely these days.."
Shalini- "Come over to my place! we can have a sleepover"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.