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backhand shalanski

A sexual manuver in which a woman, in a sixtynine-esk position, with her muff above the man's head, greases his rod with baby oil and proceeds, with reverse grip, a manual release of his baby batter.
I was at the Octopussy, when my counterpart came out of a room, labeled 'PRIVATE', looking like he saw a ghost and told me she gave him the 'ole, backhand shalanski.

Hugo Salinski

A resident of North East Pennsylvania (Wilkes-Barre and Kingston primarily) who is accused of having murdered 5 people, burning the bodies, and burying them in his back yard. Currently serving a 32.5- 60 year sentace for a 2003 home invasion, he has been cleared of all murder charges relating to two of the victims, and was sentances to 10 years for criminal charges of abuse of a corpse. He is awaiting trial for murder, robbery, conspiracy, and abuse of a corpse. His trial has been delayed numerous times in the 10 years since his initial arrest. In 2004 he escaped Luzerne County jail with another inmate, and was gone for 3 days. He is currently incarcerated in the Luzerne County jail awaiting a capitol murder trial. Hes been Immortized by the song Go, Hugo, Go!, performed by Scranton Pa based horror rock band Lugosi's Morphine.
I swear, if my neighbors dog shits on my lawn again, I'm going Hugo Salinski on his ass.

slawinski 

a polish man
slawinski is such a chad
slawinski by vulq July 9, 2022

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026