Shawlinski 

A short man with a short temper

Stop being a shawlinski

Shawlinski by Brogod222 July 25, 2024

backhand shalanski

A sexual manuver in which a woman, in a sixtynine-esk position, with her muff above the man's head, greases his rod with baby oil and proceeds, with reverse grip, a manual release of his baby batter.

I was at the Octopussy, when my counterpart came out of a room, labeled 'PRIVATE', looking like he saw a ghost and told me she gave him the 'ole, backhand shalanski.

backhand shalanski by Prime Time April 7, 2005

Hugo Salinski

A resident of North East Pennsylvania (Wilkes-Barre and Kingston primarily) who is accused of having murdered 5 people, burning the bodies, and burying them in his back yard. Currently serving a 32.5- 60 year sentace for a 2003 home invasion, he has been cleared of all murder charges relating to two of the victims, and was sentances to 10 years for criminal charges of abuse of a corpse. He is awaiting trial for murder, robbery, conspiracy, and abuse of a corpse. His trial has been delayed numerous times in the 10 years since his initial arrest. In 2004 he escaped Luzerne County jail with another inmate, and was gone for 3 days. He is currently incarcerated in the Luzerne County jail awaiting a capitol murder trial. Hes been Immortized by the song Go, Hugo, Go!, performed by Scranton Pa based horror rock band Lugosi's Morphine.

I swear, if my neighbors dog shits on my lawn again, I'm going Hugo Salinski on his ass.

Hugo Salinski by Elvis Aron Deadly May 17, 2012

slawinski 

a polish man

slawinski is such a chad

slawinski by vulq July 9, 2022