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shatswell 

when your poopchute is full to the point of bursting.
Maybe I shouldn't drink Amp with Mexican food, I am shatswell fo shizzle!
shatswell by Polly Pocket February 18, 2007
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A rocking woman of experience and down-to-earthness.
Typically blond but any colour could be arranged, especially whist said Shagwell is in a state of over intoxification.

Able to take life by the bollocks and straddle it like there's no tomorrow.

Perfect companion for any night on the town, or evening on the couch, eating peanuts and exchanging flap stories.
Willing to tell you how it was, how it is and how it will be.
Loved by all who know her, adored by all who don't, and desired by both men and women alike.
Smoking hot body with a peculiar apron fetish.
Not nearly as available as the name might suggest, but true to nature if one's lucky enough to get that far.
So is she Shagwell? No mate, she's Shag-bloomin-fantastic!
Shagwell by krakar jak March 14, 2011
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shitsmell 

the smell of shit
arse muncher the turd: can you smell shit?
jonnie jojob the bellend: yeah! I guess thats what you cou;d call a shitsmell!
arse muncher the turd: ah hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
jonnie jojob: im so funny!
shitsmell by lucasrulz April 27, 2010

Shotwell 

Name of Pain, pure pain
Mr. Shotwell scares me!
Shotwell by not mr shotwell February 4, 2009
grown ass man that sword fights on a 60 dollar pc which causes him to get run over by tier 1s
person 1: yo what happened to shadewell
person 2: yo that guy isn’t even bad at sf he just plays on 3 thousand ping and 5 fps…………..
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ShitShell 

An individual so full of shit, their entire being can be considered as nothing more than a shell to contain their fecal mass.
That lass is a proper ShitShell
ShitShell by Fallin_fast October 12, 2017

shadwell 

Pathalogical liar.
Why are you such a Shadwell?
shadwell by DataOverload January 15, 2014
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