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shartleby 

The lesser known, but equally feared cousin of Bartleby, Summoner Of Demons. He is known for his uncanny ability to cause explosive diarrhea and other such gastrointestinal maladies at cosmically inopportune times (esp. lunch box socials, church gatherings, board meetings).

When encountered on long road trips, frequent stops may become a necessity during critical situations involving aggressive wildlife species (eg. North American Ass-Grizzled Bear, Eastern Diamondback Bowelsnake, Drop Cookie Bear, Poopaconda, etc).

Devout Colonic Exorcists may be called in from the Colonic Arch Diocese, but only on rare occasions, when reading from the book of Immodium AD and 10 sets of Hail Kaopectate prove to be clinically ineffective.
"Did you hear about Mr. Colostenheim?"
"Yeah. He crapped the buffet at the company picnic Saturday. Do you think it was a message from Shartleby?"
"Nah. They took him to the hospital. Turns out his liver is failing and he's an alcoholic."
"I bet he eats dick."
shartleby by idbeholda1 May 11, 2016
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Shartles and James 

Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.
That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.
When one sharts due to sudden unseen excitement or state of shock.
He came around the corner and shartled me. I have to throw away my underwear now.
shartle by Tim O. July 29, 2007
A beautiful, funny, amazing, perfect girl with long beautiful hair and bright green eyes and a smile that lights up the room. Her smile makes the sun shine and the stars glimmer and her voice makes the birds chirp and the angels sing. Her laugh is the cutest thing in the entire world. And her personality is flawless just like her. She's extremely beautiful and charming and she makes you blush and puts you in a good mood. You fall for her at first sight because of her astounding beauty and personality. She is the definition of perfection and she is what makes my world turn.
Sharley loves Eric? Eric must be the luckiest man on earth.
Sharley by Pimpdaddyfresh April 22, 2013

Shartled 

v. To be surprised so violently that you poop your pants.
"Man you really shartled me with that rubber spider! I have to go home."
Shartled by Markalept October 22, 2009

Shartlesville 

1) The private hell one spends time in while looking for a wardrobe change or bathroom after a shart.

2) A tiny, backwood town in the middle of Pennsylvania with no notariety whatsoever except for it's amusingly unfortunate rootword in it's name -- shart.
Caller 1: You left the party fast! Where are now?

Caller 2: Oh...no where. Just wastin' away again in my own Shartlesville.
A beautiful, funny, amazing, perfect girl with long beautiful hair and bright hazel, light brown eyes and a smile that lights up the room. Her smile makes the sun shine and the stars glimmer and her voice makes the birds chirp and the angels sing. Her laugh is the cutest thing in the entire world. And her personality is flawless just like her. She's extremely beautiful and charming and she makes you blush and puts you in a good mood. You fall for her at first sight because of her astounding beauty and personality. She is the definition of perfection and she is what makes everyone's world turn.
Sharley loves Voice? That larynx must be the luckiest organ in the body!
Sharley by voceSLP January 19, 2018