Shartbread
Shartbread by queersforstevemcbride May 3, 2021
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shortbread squirt
shortbread squirt by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016
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Caramel Shortbread
A multi-racial thressome. Where a white person is on the bottom, an asian is in the middle and a black person is on top.
Caramel Shortbread by the resourceful five April 9, 2011
startreader
Startreader : that which treads through or upon the stars or he whom treads upon or through the stars.
Def 2: an awesome video gamer with best gamertag ever!
Def 2: an awesome video gamer with best gamertag ever!
Def 1 : As the startreader traveled by our galaxy, the heavens screamed in pain.
Def 2: Damn, bruh, that startreader dude keeps kicking my bottom in the crucible.
Def 2: Damn, bruh, that startreader dude keeps kicking my bottom in the crucible.
startreader by StarTreader November 30, 2015
shortbread fever
1. A persistent, obsessive sexual desire towards females of North European (and in particular Scottish) descent.
2. An acute, often fatal, infectious febrile disease of northern climates transmitted in every box of Walkers shortbread.
2. An acute, often fatal, infectious febrile disease of northern climates transmitted in every box of Walkers shortbread.
1. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever: I just can't stop thinking about Guinevere's fire bush.
2. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever. I know eating Walkers shortbread gives me gastrointestinal hemorrhaging, but I just can't get enough of this stuff.
2. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever. I know eating Walkers shortbread gives me gastrointestinal hemorrhaging, but I just can't get enough of this stuff.
shortbread fever by Argyle4Brkfst December 15, 2008
shortbread
NachoLess: Look at that fucking twat they’re such a shortbread and a fucking crudder
Big bloke: true preach pop off king you don’t know nobody
Big bloke: true preach pop off king you don’t know nobody
shortbread by big_nacho November 19, 2021
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