shartburn 

a rare and tragic combination of gastrointestinal malfunctions resulting in an embarrasing release of gasseos effluvia and inadvertantly, solid shite (a shart), which, due to the recent consumption of spicy food, simultaneously leads to a distressingly painful case of hotring. A lethal and humiliating combination.

"Dude, gotta go, I just sharted.... Holy fuck, it's shartburn!!!"

shartburn by Chiefnutz October 17, 2005

shartburn 

what happens after a shart

loud gurgling greasy fart

Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!

tosses him a pack of baby wipes

shartburn by Alpino December 15, 2008

Shartburn 

a form of shart felt as a burning sensation in the ass, caused by acid secretion into the anus.

Oh man; I had the worst shartburn today.

Shartburn by the_johnsmith May 29, 2011

Shartburn 

The burning rectal sensation resulting from unattended or insufficient clean up after a shart.

Shouldn't have eaten that extra spicy taco, I just let go a shart. Better go for a wipe before you get shartburn.

Shartburn by Spyderman69 January 24, 2014

Shagburn 

Chafing of the penis as a result of intercourse while using a limp dick.

"Shit dude, this girl totally got a blue waffle cause I was shagburning it last night"
- Trevor

Shagburn by Trevor6969 November 16, 2011

shameburn 

The feeling you get after a night of drinking or partying, as you remember something horrifyingly embarrassing you've done the night before. This feeling may sink in as you go through your text message or call history, or hit you midday at work as you remember your bad decisions. You silently hate yourself. It's a sunburn, but of shame.

I just went through my texts from last night and I'm having massive shameburn.
or
I'm shameburning so hard after drunk karaoke last night.

shameburn by merpup December 3, 2014

shartgun 

When you have gassy diarrhea and spray a shotgun like pattern of shit all over the toilet walls.

I shartgunned my mom's toilet the other day when I had some bad diarrhea from eating at Pancho's.

shartgun by Ched Daily July 22, 2014