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a rare and tragic combination of gastrointestinal malfunctions resulting in an embarrasing release of gasseos effluvia and inadvertantly, solid shite (a shart), which, due to the recent consumption of spicy food, simultaneously leads to a distressingly painful case of hotring. A lethal and humiliating combination.

"Dude, gotta go, I just sharted.... Holy fuck, it's shartburn!!!"

shartburn by Chiefnutz October 17, 2005

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shartburn

what happens after a shart

loud gurgling greasy fart

Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!

tosses him a pack of baby wipes

shartburn by Alpino December 15, 2008

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Shartburn

a form of shart felt as a burning sensation in the ass, caused by acid secretion into the anus.

Oh man; I had the worst shartburn today.

Shartburn by the_johnsmith May 29, 2011

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Shartburn

The burning rectal sensation resulting from unattended or insufficient clean up after a shart.

Shouldn't have eaten that extra spicy taco, I just let go a shart. Better go for a wipe before you get shartburn.

Shartburn by Spyderman69 January 24, 2014

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Shagburn

Chafing of the penis as a result of intercourse while using a limp dick.

"Shit dude, this girl totally got a blue waffle cause I was shagburning it last night"
- Trevor

Shagburn by Trevor6969 November 16, 2011

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shameburn

The feeling you get after a night of drinking or partying, as you remember something horrifyingly embarrassing you've done the night before. This feeling may sink in as you go through your text message or call history, or hit you midday at work as you remember your bad decisions. You silently hate yourself. It's a sunburn, but of shame.

I just went through my texts from last night and I'm having massive shameburn.
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I'm shameburning so hard after drunk karaoke last night.

shameburn by merpup December 3, 2014

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shartgun

When you have gassy diarrhea and spray a shotgun like pattern of shit all over the toilet walls.

I shartgunned my mom's toilet the other day when I had some bad diarrhea from eating at Pancho's.

shartgun by Ched Daily July 22, 2014

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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