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shart staph 

In which you laugh so hard you shart your jeans, but then suddenly a grape appears out of nowhere and devours the shart until the grape itself turns brown.
The grape then gets very sick and in turn ends up with a staph infection.
The grape then proceeds to shrivel up until it turns into a raisin- to which you then consume the raisin, completing the food chain circle.
Oh my gosh that grape just got a staph infection from that shart!”
“I just laughed so hard I shart staphed!”
shart staph by MondayHatesYouToo September 23, 2020
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shaft stache 

The art of trimming a mustache with pubic hair above your Penis.
My Girlfriend Ashley went down on me and said my Shaft Stache looks bigger.

Shaft Stache 

The art of trimming your pubes to look like you have a mustache above your cock and balls.
My girlfriend Ashley went down on me, and said wow, your Shaft Stache makes your dick look bigger.

Shartstache 

The product of one person sharting on another person's upper lip.
I'm going to give you a shartstache while you sleep!
Shartstache by Spam23 July 7, 2010