3 definitions by MondayHatesYouToo

The lucky girl who is currently- (as of the 2020 toilet paper apocalypse)- dating Jack Dylan Grazer.
Very pretty, and seemingly sweet:)
Most likely has an immaculate sense of humor as anyone who is dating Jack will probably have to have.
Also an instagram influencer:)
Cylia Chasman’s really out there livin’ that y/n life...
by MondayHatesYouToo September 23, 2020
Commonly found amongst Wattpad Fanfiction short stories-
I was resting in my bed, reading a Wattpad Cole Sprose fanfiction when suddenly Cole appears in the doorway!
I smile but my expression quickly changes as he grabs me and pushes me up against the wall.
He whispers softly in my ear, and I can feel his hot breath on my neck, “Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?”
“Amen.” I whisper back.
Suddenly, I am rudely awoken by my alarm clock and I cry as I realize I’ll never be able to talk to Cole about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
by MondayHatesYouToo September 23, 2020
In which you laugh so hard you shart your jeans, but then suddenly a grape appears out of nowhere and devours the shart until the grape itself turns brown.
The grape then gets very sick and in turn ends up with a staph infection.
The grape then proceeds to shrivel up until it turns into a raisin- to which you then consume the raisin, completing the food chain circle.
“Oh my gosh that grape just got a staph infection from that shart!”
“I just laughed so hard I shart staphed!”
by MondayHatesYouToo September 23, 2020