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When a man sharts on a women's vagina and impregnates her with his own shit, thus creating a shart baby

My friend Liz is a shart baby because she was concieved during a very messy accident involving a shart invasion in her mother's vaginal canal.

shart baby by boobs mcgee 69 August 25, 2008

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Baby shart

What you sing when your infant shits himself.

"Baby shart do do do do do baby shart do do do do do do baby shart do do do do do baby shart." 🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵

Baby shart by UltimateDoge May 9, 2021

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nico is a bald short baby

bald short baby by ilovemayo March 31, 2019

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Baby Shark

The end of the human population. Our domination. THE MONSTROSITY OF THE WORLD.

Listening to Baby Shark made the sun implode.

Baby Shark by MoneyFi$h January 26, 2019

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Baby Shark

The #1 most kid-friendly, annoying, viral, YouTuby, overdone, repetitive, thoughtless and stupid song of all time.

Baby Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo. Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo. Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo. End my life. STOP WATCHING THIS SHOVELWARY SONG!

Baby Shark by Power476 March 3, 2020

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Baby Shark

An Asian children's song that has gone viral due to how catchy it is. The truth of the matter, however, is that the song is a pure and utter cancer that has no real reason to rear its ugly head into the holy and exclusive world of memes.

Sam was singing that stupid Baby Shark song this morning and now I can't get it out of my head!

Baby Shark by JT 89.9 September 10, 2018

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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