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the coolest/sexiest/most handsomest/ most really awesome/ very hot/ super charming/ very hot/ really funny/ the coolest/ will take yo bitch/ is very mature/ is very cool/ smells very nice/ is very hot/ silly/ very funny/ super awesome/ silly/ so hot/ sexy as fuck/ sexy/ pretty sexy/ sorta sexy/ maybe sexy/ hot/ your father/ not jewish.
person 1: woah! i met shark! the the other day and he is the coolest/sexiest/most handsomest/ most really awesome/ very hot/ super charming/ very hot/ really funny/ the coolest/ will take yo bitch/ is very mature/ is very cool/ smells very nice/ is very hot/ silly/ very funny/ super awesome/ silly/ so hot/ sexy as fuck/ sexy/ pretty sexy/ sorta sexy/ maybe sexy/ hot/ your father/ not jewish.

person 2: oh wow! really? is he the coolest/sexiest/most handsomest/ most really awesome/ very hot/ super charming/ very hot/ really funny/ the coolest/ will take yo bitch/ is very mature/ is very cool/ smells very nice/ is very hot/ silly/ very funny/ super awesome/ silly/ so hot/ sexy as fuck/ sexy/ pretty sexy/ sorta sexy/ maybe sexy/ hot/ your father/ not jewish???

person 1: yes! hes the coolest/sexiest/most handsomest/ most really awesome/ very hot/ super charming/ very hot/ really funny/ the coolest/ will take yo bitch/ is very mature/ is very cool/ smells very nice/ is very hot/ silly/ very funny/ super awesome/ silly/ so hot/ sexy as fuck/ sexy/ pretty sexy/ sorta sexy/ maybe sexy/ hot/ your father.

person 2: oh wow! i didnt know hes the coolest/sexiest/most handsomest/ most really awesome/ very hot/ super charming/ very hot/ really funny/ the coolest/ will take yo bitch/ is very mature/ is very cool/ smells very nice/ is very hot/ silly/ very funny/ super awesome/ silly/ so hot/ sexy as fuck/ sexy/ pretty sexy/ sorta sexy/ maybe sexy/ hot/ your father.

person 1: pluh
shark! the by sillyshark August 31, 2023
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jump-the-shark 

The beginning of the end. Something is said to have "jumped the shark" when it has reached its peak and begun a downhill slide to mediocrity or oblivion. It's said to have been coined by Jon Hein, who has a web site, jumptheshark.com, and now a book detailing examples, especially as applied to TV shows. It supposedly refers to an episode of the TV show "Happy Days" in which Fonzie jumps over a shark on water skis, which Hein believes was the point at which the series had lost its touch and was beginning to grasp at straws.
A TV show's sure "jump-the-shark" sign: the appearance of a "special guest star".
jump-the-shark by John Slowata October 24, 2005

The Shark 

A nick-name for someone that is a relentless predator, like a shark, when it comes to the opposite sex.

i.e. Dave "The Shark"
Luke: We've only just walked in the door and he's off weaving through the crowd looking for ass

Paul: Yeah, that's why we call him The Shark.
The Shark by chopper69 November 12, 2009

jumping the shark 

when your favorite show starts to flag and go downhill, as when Fonzie jumped the shark on waterskis. We all knew that Happy Days was on its way down then.
When Rudy (Cosby show) hit puberty, and they added that new little girl that was Denise's step-daughter, that show DEFINITELY jumped the shark.
jumping the shark by osbo November 4, 2002

Jumped the shark 

A metaphor that identifies the exact moment a TV show has reached its creative peak. Or to put it bluntly, it’s the beginning of the end of a once great show. The moment in which it becomes clear the writers are out of good ideas and the show has begun its decent downhill. It’s usually some ridiculous stunt, story line, major character change, or huge fundamental shift in the premise of the show that is viewed as nothing more than a desperate attempt to raise viewership and declining ratings. The phrase refers to an episode of the popular 1970’s sitcom Happy Days, in which one of the main characters is water skiing (while wearing his trademark leather motorcycle jacket mind you), and literally jumps over a shark.
As far as I’m concerned, America’s Next Top Model jumped the shark when Tyra chose that air-headed idiot Nicole as the winner, instead the much more talented and deserving Nik.
Jumped the shark by HuskyMiller December 16, 2006

finley the freshers shark 

finley is a freshers shark who prays on new freshers. Finely doesn't take no for an answer.
Finley the freshers shark just won't leave the first years alone!

jump the shark

a term to describe a moment when somethin that was once great has reached a point where it will now decline in quality and popularity.

Origin of this phrase comes from a Happy Days episode where the Fonz jumped a shark on waterskis. Thus was labeled the lowest point of the show.
Cousin Oliver on Brady Bunch, Scrappy Doo.
jump the shark by Anonymous October 21, 2003