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Shartled 

v. To be surprised so violently that you poop your pants.
"Man you really shartled me with that rubber spider! I have to go home."
Shartled by Markalept October 22, 2009

Smargledanger 

While playing cards against humanity, after playing a card, you then draw what would have been the perfect card for that hand. (smar-gull-dang-er)
“Ah crap! I just drew a Smargledanger!!”
Smargledanger by Kg114 February 18, 2018
The act of getting completely wasted by the result of over pouring, or over consumption of alcohol
Dude, I got completely Sharpled at the bar last night, I woke up with a ham sandwich stuck to my back.
Sharpled by TheOld319 November 15, 2020
The reflexive gargling-gag caused by the spraying of liquid shit to the back of the throat.
As she bent over, I looked deep into her big brown eye, and as the warm spray hit my open lips from two feet away, I began to ecstatically shargle.
shargle by The Lone Nugget March 15, 2016

Shartled 

to surprise ones self with a shart rather than a fart
Hannah tried to fart but was immediately shartled by the mess in her pants
Shartled by Alj0928 December 6, 2018

Shmargled 

Man’s was shmargled last night