Duhh Shalinda- the fake employee that you blame your non existent problems on, and she is to blame for every thing that is not a big
deal but you pretend it’s a big deal with your friends and it’s just
like “ damit shalinda! I expected those reports on my desk this morning!!” Where
tf is shalinda!! I need a coffee!! There’s not shalinda because she’s not real lol imaginary secretary who’s got all the jobs and is always there when you need something she’s the
one that helps you get there in real life.. shalinda is low key dope
af
Drops lighter” - damit shalinda!! I expected those reports in my desk this morning! Fuck my
tits where is that
girl?!??
Has no bagels and lives alone-
Shalinda told me there would be bagels! That bitch!
Any
male freaking about about bitch shit, all shalindab