Shaqgasm

Noun
1. A physical or mental sensation so amazing it can be compared to Shaquille O’Neal's basketball skeelz.
2. Something pleasing enough to figuratively make the person ejaculate as much as Shaquille O’Neal can.
3. To ejaculate a huge load as if you were 7 ft 1 in, 325 lb and the greatest man to ever live.

1. "Jessica Biel...mmm, just thinking about her gives me a shaqgasm."
3. Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has given me a serious raging shaqgasm.

by Mo_Shift_Fo January 14, 2008

shaqgasm

a phenomenon that occurs whenever one witnesses Shaquille O'Neal beat the shit out of several people using his Shaq Fu while advertising several products, grab one of their asses, dunk the last one into a garbage can, then roar like a t-rex
Example: youtube
/watch?v=HBEOxvRdxMs

The link above includes a shaqgasm.

by HyaenusDominae February 13, 2010

Shawgasm

A reaction that occurs in older women only when Martin Shaw appears on telly and swoons.

Well Sue, that was the strongest Shawgasm I've ever had.

by Emigma January 9, 2011

Shangasm

Word used by Echelon and any other 30 seconds to mars fan to describe the feeling of (sexual) pleasure/happiness associated with watching a Shannon Leto/30 Second to Mars Music Video. In other words, a Shannon Leto induced Orgasm.

Did you see Shannon in the new 30 seconds to mars video? Yes I had a shangasm

by valentineonmars May 26, 2011

shamgasm

a fake orgasm

Man, that chick totally had a shamgasm. I could hear the acting through the walls.

by Monica Master of Shamgasm March 24, 2013

Shatgasm

An orgasm so intense it makes one shat.

"Oooh, Hilda; Maurice gave me such a good seeing to last night I had another one of my shatgasms." (Overheard at the launderette)

by Lnm1969 July 31, 2019

Shargasm

A mental orgasm gained by acting extremely sarcastically in any social situation. Gained easiest when the target of sarcasm doesn't realize the sarcasm in the situation.

- Man: "You like that?"
- Woman: "Yeah, that really turns me on."
- Man: *Man I'm good...*
- Woman: *(Shargasm)*

by Themasa March 4, 2011