shaoken

shook + shaken

im shaoken becuz kims ass is thicker thun mine

by urrr mum June 25, 2018

shaoken

A mixture of being shook and shaken at the same time.

“Dude I’m so shaoken right now, I can’t belive that happened”

by ducklivesmatter June 25, 2018

frook shoken

A state of paralysis that occurs in the left brain of a heterosexual male upon his first visual encounter with BTS' Park Jimin. It is caused by a combination of shock, awe, and general confusion, and can last up to 9 hours. Symptoms include staring and/or rapid blinking, repetitions of the word "how" and a slackness of jaw which may result in drool. It is simply known as the Jimin Effect when it happens to straight females and homosexual males, but the added layer of confusion resulting in left brain paralysis is what makes Frook Shoken specific to the straight male subset. Snapping out of it will inevitably result in the victim asking "wtf just happened" but it is best if you wait a few hours to let his system recover before exposing him to Jimin again. Just tell him you'll explain later.

'My boyfriend came in while I was watching the Blood, Sweat, and Tears MV and he was frook shoken for four hours, so we missed the movie.'

by LowkeyARMY December 14, 2017

Shooken

When a Canadian wants their cocktail – not stirred… they want it shooken!!

"Shooken, not stirred" could be a great alternative to the catchphrase of Ian Fleming's fictional British Secret Service agent James Bond, and his preference for how he wished his martini prepared.

by Cdn_Kev July 8, 2014

Shooken

When you are completely shocked, surprised, happy or 'wow'ed.'

Did you see what happened to Sarah? I was shooken.

by Bansheemalia January 15, 2017

shaken quake

To masturbate, by not actually consciously or physically moving your hand. To be done preferably during an earthquake. It can also be known as the quake hand.

(Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world, it is the rarity that makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).

Follow these steps to success:

Step 1 - Hold or press genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).

Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (bring on the wait).

Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.

Example:

John: Whoa dude, are you doing the shaken quake?

Bill: No, I have Parkinson.

by jaughter June 27, 2010

Shackenzie

The perpetual bonding, hanging out, attention-giving, loving, smooching, cuddling, schmoopying, caring, questioning, answering, reminding, responding, suggesting, attending, hand-holding, canoodling and ogling between two people named Mackenzie and Sherry. This is similar in form to Brangelina, Bennifer and other couples-turned-individuals.

They spent so much time together and were so inseparable, they became a Shackenzie.

by Olid99 October 12, 2008