He is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He makes great jokes and laughs at yours too. Even if your jokes are bad. He is overly protective of the people he loves. If he makes you cry, he will feel guilty about it. He is a guy who hides his sadness very well and can detect the secret sadness from other people. He has a contagious smile that everyone he loves, loves. He’s a hot dumbass sometimes. But a cute one at the same time. He takes time to listen to what is wrong and will try to help even if he isn’t supposed to. He is extremely lovable, nice, funny, good looking and a bit of a mystery. If you get on his bad side, you won’t live to see a tomorrow.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).