shantmore

An abbreviation of "shall not forever more." A way to express deep regret and shame.

Bobby: "Do you remember when you licked the floor of that public restroom?"
Donna: "Yes. Shantmore will it ever be done again."

by slurrpyjer696969 November 6, 2023

shartmare

1. Trying to fart and accidentally shitting during the worst possible time.

2. Shitting and farting simultaneously during a scary dream

"Jack went up to ask Susan to the prom, and accidentally shit his pants. What a shartmare!"

by Paddow101 September 12, 2016

santorectum

Gateway to colonoscopy.

1. Does toilet paper leave you bleeding? Then try a Kohler bidet -- gentle on your santorectum.

2. Bristol Palin drank too many wine coolers and woke up in a tent, her santorectum throbbing.

by Tony.97209 June 24, 2011

Mt. Shitmore

When a bird takes a shit on Mt. Rushmore.

As the family looked out at Mt. Rushmore, a bird flew overhead and took a shit on the mountain. The boy saw this and said; "Mom, that bird made it Mt. Shitmore."

by Thatguyinyourshed. December 11, 2016

Mount Shitmore

When you take such a bad shit, that the pile of turdsl forms above the water level, !iterally firming a mountain!

I hadn't shit in a couple of days, but when I finally did, it made a huge mountain. I christened it Mount Shitmore!

by LonePooper November 3, 2018

swanmore collage

The worst secondary school in the united kingdom. unlucky if your parents forced you

"fuck me im moving to swanmore collage"

by gcsephysicsisfuckingshite September 13, 2020

shantora

The greatest human being to ever breathe oxygen

I wish I was like Shantora

by Tora44 December 28, 2016