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shartmare 

1. Trying to fart and accidentally shitting during the worst possible time.

2. Shitting and farting simultaneously during a scary dream
"Jack went up to ask Susan to the prom, and accidentally shit his pants. What a shartmare!"
shartmare by Paddow101 September 12, 2016
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santorectum 

1. Does toilet paper leave you bleeding? Then try a Kohler bidet -- gentle on your santorectum.

2. Bristol Palin drank too many wine coolers and woke up in a tent, her santorectum throbbing.
santorectum by Tony.97209 June 24, 2011

Mt. Shitmore 

When a bird takes a shit on Mt. Rushmore.
As the family looked out at Mt. Rushmore, a bird flew overhead and took a shit on the mountain. The boy saw this and said; "Mom, that bird made it Mt. Shitmore."
Mt. Shitmore by Thatguyinyourshed. December 11, 2016

Mount Shitmore 

When you take such a bad shit, that the pile of turdsl forms above the water level, !iterally firming a mountain!
I hadn't shit in a couple of days, but when I finally did, it made a huge mountain. I christened it Mount Shitmore!
Mount Shitmore by LonePooper November 3, 2018

swanmore collage 

The worst secondary school in the united kingdom. unlucky if your parents forced you
"fuck me im moving to swanmore collage"

shantora 

shantora by Tora44 December 28, 2016