shanpes

An object that can't be defined by normal means.

Now retrieve the shanpes.

by Jake Josh November 1, 2020

Shanessa

Shanessa is an amazing girl. Who's soft but tends to act harsh. She's been through a lot that makes her feel lonely. She has a great sense of humour. Can never break down

Don't bother asking her out. She'll turn you down.
Shanessa acts like they hate boys but deep down she's waiting for her real lover.

She's very in- depth and cries herself to sleep. She is very selfless and is willing to sacrifice.
She needs someone there to defend her due to her softness.
She's a guy's best friend . She's a tomboy. Hates make up and shopping.
Don't ask her for pictures. She hates them

Will always revenge .
She's everything a guy will ever want

Don't ask her out, She's such a Shanessa.
I need a Shanessa in my life

by Not your fangirl March 29, 2020

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

just shapes and beats

A games about shapes and beats that somehow got humanized and sexualized.

Friend: Look up Just shapes and beats rule 34
Person: Who the hell makes porn of fucking shapes?
*googles*
Person: ok what the f u c k is this

by RainbowThePerson May 11, 2019

shapesturbating

The act of masturbating in a crowded room (usually 4-6 people) without their knowledge, and then proceeding to dive your semen soaked hand into a pack of shapes. Afterwards, you can either wash your hands or lick the now flavor packed semen off of your fingers

Ben: Dude, did you hear what happened in Cabin 9 last night?
John: No what happened?
Ben: Apparently Xavier was shapesturbating
John: That's disgusting

by Jernandez December 3, 2016

Cut Shapes

Def: Meaning to dance.

"Let's cut shapes on the D-Floor tonight"

by JFizz July 17, 2007

pull shapes

1. a british slang term to describe dancing. it's sorta like bust a move.

2. a flippin awesome song by the pipettes.

just follow my lead, we'll pull shapes.

or

come on out on the dance floor and pull shapes.

by georgia darling December 27, 2008