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Shanessa
Shanessa is an amazing girl. Who's soft but tends to act harsh. She's been through a lot that makes her feel lonely. She has a great sense of humour. Can never break down
Don't bother asking her out. She'll turn you down.
Shanessa acts like they hate boys but deep down she's waiting for her real lover.
She's very in- depth and cries herself to sleep. She is very selfless and is willing to sacrifice.
She needs someone there to defend her due to her softness.
She's a guy's best friend . She's a tomboy. Hates make up and shopping.
Don't ask her for pictures. She hates them
Will always revenge .
She's everything a guy will ever want
Don't bother asking her out. She'll turn you down.
Shanessa acts like they hate boys but deep down she's waiting for her real lover.
She's very in- depth and cries herself to sleep. She is very selfless and is willing to sacrifice.
She needs someone there to defend her due to her softness.
She's a guy's best friend . She's a tomboy. Hates make up and shopping.
Don't ask her for pictures. She hates them
Will always revenge .
She's everything a guy will ever want
Shanessa by Not your fangirl March 29, 2020
Related Words
shanpes • Shapeshifter • Shanessa • Shanese • shaniese • shankesh • shapeshifting • Shapester • Sharpest • shandestiny
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
just shapes and beats
Friend: Look up Just shapes and beats rule 34
Person: Who the hell makes porn of fucking shapes?
*googles*
Person: ok what the f u c k is this
Person: Who the hell makes porn of fucking shapes?
*googles*
Person: ok what the f u c k is this
just shapes and beats by RainbowThePerson May 11, 2019
shapesturbating
The act of masturbating in a crowded room (usually 4-6 people) without their knowledge, and then proceeding to dive your semen soaked hand into a pack of shapes. Afterwards, you can either wash your hands or lick the now flavor packed semen off of your fingers
Ben: Dude, did you hear what happened in Cabin 9 last night?
John: No what happened?
Ben: Apparently Xavier was shapesturbating
John: That's disgusting
John: No what happened?
Ben: Apparently Xavier was shapesturbating
John: That's disgusting
shapesturbating by Jernandez December 3, 2016
Cut Shapes
Cut Shapes by JFizz July 17, 2007
pull shapes
1. a british slang term to describe dancing. it's sorta like bust a move.
2. a flippin awesome song by the pipettes.
2. a flippin awesome song by the pipettes.
pull shapes by georgia darling December 27, 2008
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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