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Shannoning 

Excessively weaving to break the slipstream
Look at Shannon, he's shannoning again ffs
Shannoning by HarryRyan19 September 30, 2021
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Shannoning 

Weather event that occurs when a certain hair stylist enters the vicinity of a winter sports resort during the winter season. An inexplicable shift in weather patterns rapidly occurs, likely resulting in the following phenomena:
Pouring rain, Hail, Sleet, Wintry Mixures, Death Cookies
It's been dumping in Park City for 2 months straight. We'll totally have rad snow conditions, as long as a Shannoning doesn't show up and screw with the weather.
Shannoning by DJ Shelly Shell January 20, 2011

Shannonigans 

When someone called Shannon gets up to shenanigans.
Hey that guys up to shenanigans.

Nope, that’s Shannon, so its Shannonigans.

Yo Shannon, you’re up to mischief again.

You mean Shannonigans.

Yep, that’s what I meant.
Shannonigans by Dick _Shinary November 15, 2019

Shartoning 

The practice of singing songs but altering the words to be relevant to farts or shit.
Did you hear Callan shartoning at band practice. He is a mad shartoner.
Shartoning by Heathenlamb July 30, 2018

Shannonized 

Getting your ass kicked by the unassumingly sweet, petite blonde in class. She's a beast!
Damn dude! You just got Shannonized!
Shannonized by AK47-22 July 27, 2016

scannoying 

a portmanteau of scary and annoying. Something that simultaneously inspires fear and irritation.
Dating apps are so scannoying.

soannoying 

A person that is better looking or nicer or creative or more anything you can think of that will not have sex with you.
"Who was that guy talking with you? He was so handsome and polite."
"Soannoying."

"Dude! That blonde goth girl? She's so hot! She made her costume! Do you know her?"
"She's soannoying."
soannoying by Mr Special July 8, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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