Shannoning 

Excessively weaving to break the slipstream

Look at Shannon, he's shannoning again ffs

Shannoning by HarryRyan19 September 30, 2021

Shannoning 

Weather event that occurs when a certain hair stylist enters the vicinity of a winter sports resort during the winter season. An inexplicable shift in weather patterns rapidly occurs, likely resulting in the following phenomena:
Pouring rain, Hail, Sleet, Wintry Mixures, Death Cookies

It's been dumping in Park City for 2 months straight. We'll totally have rad snow conditions, as long as a Shannoning doesn't show up and screw with the weather.

Shannoning by DJ Shelly Shell January 20, 2011

Shannonigans 

When someone called Shannon gets up to shenanigans.

Hey that guys up to shenanigans.

Nope, that’s Shannon, so its Shannonigans.

Yo Shannon, you’re up to mischief again.

You mean Shannonigans.

Yep, that’s what I meant.

Shannonigans by Dick _Shinary November 15, 2019

Shartoning 

The practice of singing songs but altering the words to be relevant to farts or shit.

Did you hear Callan shartoning at band practice. He is a mad shartoner.

Shartoning by Heathenlamb July 30, 2018

Shannonized 

Getting your ass kicked by the unassumingly sweet, petite blonde in class. She's a beast!

Damn dude! You just got Shannonized!

Shannonized by AK47-22 July 27, 2016

scannoying 

a portmanteau of scary and annoying. Something that simultaneously inspires fear and irritation.

Dating apps are so scannoying.

scannoying by scarolandscaredol May 1, 2021

soannoying 

A person that is better looking or nicer or creative or more anything you can think of that will not have sex with you.

"Who was that guy talking with you? He was so handsome and polite."
"Soannoying."

"Dude! That blonde goth girl? She's so hot! She made her costume! Do you know her?"
"She's soannoying."

soannoying by Mr Special July 8, 2019