A man known to hang around East London. He wears a trench coat full of shanks and cocaine, has a bad case of bubonic plague and is absolutely shit at foreign languages. The Shank Man is a pyromaniac and is laugh is the first thing you hear in an insane asylum. He knows nothing of technology, and somehow has a tracker on the Lemon Cult at all times. He is part of the Grapefruit Gang, and therefore a demon. Other members of this gang are the Axe Woman and the Saw Man, but the Shank Man is most predominant here on Earth. If you see him, you gotta go fast.
Albert (Lemon Cult Leader): I just saw the Shank Man!
Rosa (Lemon Cult Co-Founder and Treasurer): Really my dude?
Albert (Lemon Cult Leader): Yeah. Luckily he didn't notice me because he was trying to figure out what a computer was. I Naruto ran away from him.
Rosa (Lemon Cult Co-Founder and Treasurer): Really my dude?
Albert (Lemon Cult Leader): Yeah. Luckily he didn't notice me because he was trying to figure out what a computer was. I Naruto ran away from him.
by LemonyDude June 07, 2020
A part of the body that should not be touched by others, especially not nonces.
The inspiration behind the hit-selling song 'The No-No Square' written by The Boys, used to warn pedophiles in the area of the ultimate power of the singer. Will automatically kill any debauchees within a 69 mile radius.
The inspiration behind the hit-selling song 'The No-No Square' written by The Boys, used to warn pedophiles in the area of the ultimate power of the singer. Will automatically kill any debauchees within a 69 mile radius.
Child: STOP! Don't touch me there! THIS IS...my No-No Square!
Kevin (56 years old, locked into an unhappy marriage, just got out the pen for manslaughter, smokes twelve packs a day): HoLy FrIcK
Kevin (56 years old, locked into an unhappy marriage, just got out the pen for manslaughter, smokes twelve packs a day): HoLy FrIcK
by LemonyDude June 07, 2020