shanghai surprize

When a male is about to have intercourse with a female and she pulls out a penis out of her undies.

Jim: I want to have sex with you
Ling: Are you sure ?
Jim: Yes
Ling: Well I have a surprise for you!
Jim: what is it?
Ling: a shanghai surprize!!!!!!!!!!!

shanghai surprize by gravityjapan April 1, 2009

Shanghai Surprise

Going home with a casual sex buddy only to find that she/he is not the gender you had once believed.

Oh... Girl.. Ah.. No girl, let's leave the lights on.. "Surprise!"

Shanghai Surprise by Bobby Buche August 10, 2003

Shanghai Surprise

An explosive device. A booby trap. A package bomb. A hand-tossed grenade.

Long before George Harrison, Sean Penn and Madonna and the movie they made by that name, a Shanghai Surprise was a home made bomb used by the Chinese tongs or gangs. The expression probably dates from the late 19th or early 20th century. While I cannot cite chapter and verse of it's origin, I'm older than Madonna and understood the expression at the time the movie was made. Not everything is about sex, kids. That's why I unsubscribed from the UD.

Shanghai Surprise by The Twentieth Man April 28, 2011

shanghai surprise

The act of making love to an asian woman from behind in the rectum, and as the woman turns around you realize she has a penis. 85% of the time a donkey punch will result.

Last time I was givin' it to Sook Yin Lee in the ass she spun around and gave me a shanghai surprise! I'm not going back to china.

shanghai surprise by chuck rogers May 13, 2008

Shanghai Surprise

a transvestite or hermaphrodite that you didnt know was not either of the 2

Guy 1- Do you know that girls a dude?!

Guy 2- SHANGHAI SURPRISE!

Shanghai Surprise by woopwoop88 August 10, 2009

shanghai surprise

During Sexual intercourse from behind, the penis is withdrawn, the male spits on his partners back, and begins to vigourously masterbate, and when his partner turns around, he ejaculates in her face.

Lol, I gave my girlfriend the shanghai surprise!

shanghai surprise by disMaL June 30, 2006

shanghai surprise

Come on. Everyone knows that a Shanghai Surprise is when you take a shit in someone's toilet and instead of flushing, you just put the cover down. When the next person lift the cover to use the toilet, there is a nice shit waiting for them.

When my roommate went on vacation, I left him a Shanghai Surprise in his bathroom.

shanghai surprise by AKHolland January 6, 2007