shands

The toughest neighborhood in Virginia.Populated by absolute badass mofos.Located just off of HWY 58 in the asshole of Courtland. Courtland is an hour between Norfolk and Richmond in the 757.

Guy 1:I'm from the 804 where we ride our bikes around all day drinkin PBRs and smackin hos, where are you from?

Guy 2: I'm from Shands where we ride dirty in our paddle boats smackin fools with wiffle ball bats

Guy 1: Mother of god..

shands by MikeBrownsnumber1fan November 11, 2008

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Sandsquatch

A overly hairy guy wearing nothing but a marble bag while roaming the Beach.

Carlos was covered with fur. When he walked around the Beach without a shirt people claimed to have seen a Sandsquatch!

Sandsquatch by will bitten January 25, 2017

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Sandschafer

A person that has fantastic drinking abilities. This person has a high tendency for being accurate in decision making situations, especially when booze is involved.

That guy has to be a Sandschafer because he has amazing drinking abilities.

Sandschafer by sandschafer March 30, 2010