Shand 

A slang term for a shandy or puff

man that shand daren't jump off the com centre

Shand by simon greavsy January 28, 2008

Shand 

Wet sand that adheres to a surface and doesn't wipe off. Typically spreads or balls up. Derived from how shit sticks to a blanket; shit sand.

Better not pitch the tent on the sand, the bottom will end up shandy.
Oh no, I sat in shand, I'll never get this off my skirt.
This shand sticks worse than shit on a blanket.

Shand by Spacedouthippy February 19, 2020

Shand 

To Shand is to hug/cuddle with someone or something

Person one: look at Cameron, he's shanding with his girlfriend

Shand by Panda Priestess May 27, 2022

shand 

the gay sexual act of shoving sand in another man's asscrack and/or anus

"I went to the beach with my boyfriend yesterday and shanded him super hard."

"On his profile he said he was into shanding, but I've never done it before!"

"Oh yeah, I'm gonna shand you so hard, baby"

shand by jonked July 20, 2022

dirty shand

Where your shagging a burd and just as your about to cum, you set fire to her pubes and put out the flames with your gorilla juice!

Was shagging your maw last night and she asked me to do something that had never been done to her before so I gave her a dirty shand!

dirty shand by Twat titties May 23, 2019

Dayton shand 

This man a fuckin truck with legs, man will run you over with his car and then laugh as he throws around his pink and ginger ass lookin hair

That dumb ass how a real ‘Dayton shand’

Dayton shand by Lovethosetruckz October 4, 2022

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