Shandris

Somewhat relates to the term "noob" but in a more extreme case. Usually somebody really, REALLY bad or just plain retarded.
Most likely used in a gaming term.

"My god, that kid is such a Shandris"

or
Thank God I'm not as Shandris as him.

by Masyr March 26, 2010

Shandris Brain

Shandris Brain: the intelligence level that everyone wishes they could achieve but are too intimidated to try. The capability of someone with Shandris brain is infinite and most humans cannot fathom how to achieve such status of consciousness

“I wish I had Shandris brain, but I’ve never left this tiny town full of inbred hillbillies so my mind is stunted.”

“Maybe if I wasn’t such a judge mental person I could achieve the same enlightenment and have Shandris brain.”

“Oh, you don’t have Shandris brain? I’ll remember to be more patient next time.”

by Delicious_Mistress October 13, 2023

Shandris Brain

A mental condition where one grows up in an environment with virtually zero competition or adversity and gains a false sense of confidence and achievement that stunts their mental development for life. The safety found in living above incredibly low standards is at first a comfort but becomes a dependence. Once shandris brain has fully developed a patient will reject most forms of self improvement and seek environments that reinforce their delusions of grandeur.

Person 1: "I can't believe him! He refuses to accept our advice on what to do and continuously does the wrong thing! I don't get it."
Person 2: "Dude he has shandris brain, have patience."
Person 1: "I'm sorry, I had no idea. I'll be more patient with him in the future."

by Concerned-Individual February 24, 2021

shandrika

A woman who is smart, loyal, honest. She's real! A besuitful person inside and out. Shandrika is someone you'd be greatful to have in your life. Big on respect and morals so if you have a Shandrika as a friend or lover cherish and appricate her. To lose Shandrika would be a lost and to even cross Shandrika would be setting yourself up for karma you wouldn't want. Respect and appricate Shandrika she's a blessing to thoes that she loves and loves her back.

Heard you're with Shandrika, hope you know you have a keeper.

by datwaykk January 29, 2017

Shandis

Is a South African slang word which means "something". It is mostly used by youth.

Person A : Hey bra you got that shandis?
Person B : Oh I got it!

by MartinezSA March 25, 2017

Shandrick

A mythical creature, much like a Leprechaun, ManBearPig or Obi-Wan Kenobi. Shandrick only appears once yearly between Christmas and New Years Eve in the Pacific Northwest, usually resulting in a massive gathering for celebration.

Did you go to Shandrick last night?

Dude, Shandrick was out of control...as usual...

Q: OMG! What happened to your face?
A: Shandrick

by The Tiz January 2, 2012

Shandri

When someone does something unfortunate.

Oh no, he pulled a Shandri

by Pseudo_queen March 25, 2021