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shamhoozled 

This is a saying that sigmas say when they destroy the enemy on a sigma games like Seige COD Val and Counter Strike. This is used to break down the player and make them feel bad about themself and their life.
Could also be abbreviated to Shamhd or shamh
Last is on cat *Shoots and kills him with the AK* BOOM get shamhoozled loser I am so much better than you bro you need to get off of this game and do something else because you're not a sigma.

Dude I just Shamhd all over you bro. you should clean that up because everyone knows that I just shamhd all over you and it's stinky.

Is it legal to shamh that hard on someone.
shamhoozled by Shamhoozled September 11, 2024
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Shamboozle

/SHamˈbo͞ozəl/

verb

INFORMAL
(1)
fool or cheat people into believing that atrocities of a poo-like nature haven't happened.

(2)
leave a giant dump on someone's doorstep as a form or revenge.
(1)
"Brian shamboozled the neighborhood boys into believing that there wasn't shit all over the street."

(2)
"I thought there was a spontaneous truckload of wet brownie mix that spilled all over my front lawn but it turns out I had just been shamboozled."
Shamboozle by Droppa Poo October 19, 2018

shamdoozle 

a classy gangsta actvity
Yo son, you up for some shamdoozles later?
shamdoozle by jesustakesthewheel March 26, 2013

scamboozled 

A transitive verb defining a voter who believes a government official will keep election promises.
Hey Frank, those Pennsylvania residents who voted for Donald Trump certainly got scamboozled.
scamboozled by Big Popz March 27, 2017

Shamboozlery 

Utter and completely ridiculous goofy situations; often encompassing the usage of midgets, farm animals and/or trained dancing poodles.
$200 a ticket for a midget puppet show? Lets shine this Shamboozlery.

That shindig at Mark's was complete Shamboozlery, the donkey show was the last straw.
Shamboozlery by Mark D'Antonio December 27, 2007

shampoogled 

To get drunk to the point so you have no recollection of the night, well and truly inibreated.
Ahh mate, lets get 'shampoogled' tonight.
shampoogled by Daniel Burne February 17, 2008

shampoozle 

The act of shampooing one's pubic hair while taking a morning shower. This is used to cleanse the pubes of oils or unwanted semen from the night/morning; thus, the pubes are now free to sway to and fro in the wind.
I shampoozled my pubes this morning; therefore, perhaps your mother would partake in the act of riding me.
shampoozle by Special K PC! May 15, 2006
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