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Shamario 

He is a person with a just above average penis, is good in bed. He is forgiving, sweet, kind, handsome and caring. If asked he will sacrifice almost anything for his friends and he is really smart but lazy. He is perverted but in a funny sort of way and quite contrary to popular belief he is committed to his relationships. Despite his weirdness and nerdy ways he is perfect ion his own little way, once he says he love u he does and nothing can change not even if u hate him, he might get mad at u sometimes but he is very devoted.
I love shamario he has never cheated on me and his sex is really awesome, he treats like I'm a princess and does all those little things that a girl likes.
Shamario by violet blue October 19, 2012

shamarion 

Shamarion Is A Beautiful Person Who Doesn't Give A Fuck About Anyone Or Anything . She Is Funny , But If You Cross Her , Your Fucked . She Has A Great Personality And Is A Wonderful Friend . She Has A Smart Ass Mouth And Is Quick To Fight . Shamarion Is Just An Overall Great Person And It Is An Honor To Say That You Are Her Friend . Her Nicknames Include Shai , Sha , Annd Marion . She Is The Best Best Friend You Could Ever Have . I Love You Shai .
Heeey She ,

Bitch , Its Shamarion

Whatever Hoe

Bitch You Wanna Fight ?

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shamarion by Gabbs June 8, 2014
Beautiful and very bright she has a big heart she can be the bestest best frann ever she will never let you done
Shamori is soooo beautiful
shamori by Rockelle October 6, 2016

shamoritize 

v. To order or prioritize a set of tasks based on potential shame or embarrassment (such as cleaning house for company.) It is based on a highly sophisticated algorithm which balances the variables including (but not limited to) the quantity of potential shame, feasibility, time, probability of work being undone by children, and likelihood of similar circumstances among viewers (ex. They also have cat hair on their couch... probably.)
With very little time to shamoritize we did empty the trash and do the dishes. But we'll have to hide the laundry in our room.
shamoritize by MrsClarity April 1, 2017

shamarion 

He is the most amazing person ever and he has no chill. He is amazing in bedand make u fell god about your self.
Shamarion

A nice person
shamarion by Jdhshja February 7, 2017

shamarion giles 

Shamarion Giles is a fine kid and has no chill has a big dick. He likes cute girls he likes to fight he is good in bed. Have you moaning loud has a cute smile nice personality but if you fuck with his girlfriend or family he go crazy when he turns 13 he will meet a nice girl gonna be fine. Shamarion Giles will be a jealous person but it's good to have him around he wants to marry the girl he gonna be with in 2016-17 she's gonna be freaky jus like him and there gonna have a nice life.
Shamarion giles has a cute smile.
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